lol good thing he;s drunk...just saying lol
watch out for hangover >D

Too late. You are going to kill me.
XD

lol naw C: just maim maybe

Wow, like that is any better.
Will I ever be more than your punch bag?
XD

lol
at least he;s allowing the boy to pee >D

LOL. You must have seen his struggle to hold it.
XD

mhm little wobble dance thing >D

lol. >w<.
Let him WOBBLE IN PEACE.

>D that could partly be from being almost raw in soreness =p. and horseback riding lawl saddle sore without the saddle

So true. >w<.
/starts to cry

Can't you cut him some slack.
Most war prizes aren't so loyal.
Most escape and get killed or commit suicide.
>w<

it;s true lol
he might if he nearly gets shanked in this town

Umm, I know how about YOU get shanked and he saves your ass. He also gets cut up pretty badly.

lol well they;re in a thief town =p.
probably a pickpocket snatches up something and they run after and almost get killed.

YES. But, the theif has some dangerous goons they get in a scuffle. They have intentions of taking Alexander AND his master's life for their food, wealth, and horses. But the bad thing is, your men split up to look around the town.

well i got the first part started C:
now the goons need to show up =p.

I will do that..>w<