Noooo my accent is terrible D: I don't want to sound like that.
Ooooh we could like watch one epísode of making the cut together!

Nice! You have my total support.

I'm going to like it whether or not you like it! That could be fun.

I'll let you look at it, as I work on it more, if that's okay? It's hard to figure out the right tone, but I've been scouring other people's profiles from other cities.

Sure, no problem!! The right one is definitely begging /j

Ohh, I should add that I'll even come to their homes uninvited to make sure their pets are getting all the care all the time, even with them home.

Only when they're asleep though. And by they I mean the owners, of course.

Yeah, maybe it'll help to take the dogs home as to not disturb their sleep.

You also need a PS saying 'I will NOT steal your dogs' to instill trust.

You're so right. I can also watch cats, just tell me your preferences and I'll get watch one for you.

What if you watched a fat yellow cat... and maybe take it to vacation in Brazil...

I have wondered what would happen if you post a missing pet sign, with a photo from the internet of the type of one you want, if someone would try to return a similar looking one.

People do! I remember there was a twitter post about a guy happy he got his cat back, then found his real cat later |D and now had twin cats

As long as it didn't already have a home, it's a good way to find homes for pets. You can at least check for microchips.

I know that's a thing there, but I don't think it's a common thing here. At least my sister's dogs don't have that...

Maybe it depends on the pet culture. Do you have emergency vets there?

Yeah! They're very expensive |D my sister needed one when the dog ate my dad's birthday cake years ago...

At least they are okay. Now that everyone is getting pet insurance, prices for pet care is increasing, the same way for it did humans. So it's the same problem again, now it's going to be necessary to get pet insurance just to pay for the basics because insurance companies want to profit.