*sinks into hot tub and makes a blood bath*

Ooohh...yay! Blood bath, just what every demon likes!

-poofs back- Sorry, Law, no writings. Got a sword with an inscribed name in Futhark, though. Would have liked to bring back an inscribed monument, but a stone menhir was a...bit...too heavy.

*pulls Espy into the bloody hot tub* well get clean then!

-shrieks bloody hell-

I'll...I'll do baths my own way. -clambers out of red water-

Awww...but these bathes are soo much fun. *eyes go pitch black and a puff of fire appears*

*pouts and follows espy* but but butt

Why do you need butts...

-is pulling a HUGE treasure chest in behind her-

>.> this is mine.. no touchie.

*sends a minion to go steal it and whistles nonchalantly*

What was this about butts? *makes grabby hands in the air*

Butts are fun! You sit on them.

-slices all minions who are after the treasure chest into tiny pieces-

ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ

...Oddly enough this isn't a first either...

And you can also squeeze them, but always ask consent or be intimate before hand.

Yeah...>.>....that might be an important thing, but details details.

Yes...the are fun to sit on!

*demon-magicks a replacement chest with "surprises" inside in place of the current one*

I have returned! Well just for one evening as odd as that sounds.

Nuts.

Well, I plundered a few monasteries for priceless documents :)
Though, the carbon dating will have most experts claim forgeries.

Oh, and ignore that schooner over there, with the fawning men dressed in gold trinkets and women wearing lapis lazuli and silver piercings. They're my historical fangroup.

Also ignore the rugged fellows with blades and blunderbusses. They are there for you-all's safety.

Also ignore the fine silk draperies with threads of exotic metals woven in.

...Also ignore the great granite statue of myself...

*Smokes a fine mix of herbs from a private chest storage*

*eyes go wide* HOW IS THIS ALL FITTING IN HERE?! I mean, this place is a bunker after all...*passes out*

*finds a woman and drags her off to go fit her for a maid outfit* Yay new workers!

*cuddles Nikko*

...Because I'm a space manip?

*pokes head up* Oh...right....ummm...LOOK A PLANE!

-plane passes through some sort of invisible barrier and disappears-

Yeah, Espy's manipulating Time and Space, I'm a deity of Chaos, DK is a pocket-ninja, and Tiva is a badass

Reason fails at this point. xD

I am here again wow. Hello Tiva~ *pets and cuddles*

Whoa whoa....what about me? Demon with a good heap of power here? *snaps fingers and turns the Bunker into a reflection of Hell*

*Creates portals that sap heat into unknown parallel dimensions, and freezes the reflection of Hell over.*
You asked the question. I figured you knew you were awesome.

Well then....that answers my question about a question then. *makes hot tub of blood boil*

I never know what is happening here any more.

We, uh, suddenly acquired vast magical powers.

Yep. I think mine might be due to a combination of a lack of sleep and weird, random sleeping schedule. Rawr....

-rides on one of the bats from hell- WHEEEEEE! >w<


what are we talking about again? ouo,

Randomness, DK, blissful, nonsensical, randomness.

mm yea k -rides off-

SO MANY EVENTS! Dx An event on Knuffle, and event on Aywas and an event on Flight Rising! ima die x.x,

-puts dk in a fish tank-

-fish slaps hyjin- D< i aint no pet!

-Pets dk- better to be a pet than food.

*goes finishing in the tank*

In the words of Bruce, "Fish are friends, not food."

but in my eyes i see food

Uh huh....if a shark can abstain, so can a fox. *boops hyjin's nose*

There are fish that see you as food, too, hyjin. I get the idea DK is one of those (how else did they get so much treasure)