But if you DID kill me, you'd be talking with somebody in front of my house, and you'd accidentally throw your sword through my bedroom window and kill me. D:

Make feathers grow inside my lungs until I suffocate.

Ignite my bed and wait until I catch flames or suffocate from smoke.
And scream :YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG

push me into a cesspool

Choke me with the ribbons.

He would use his demonic power to have chuck norris come after me.

She would use some funky Pokemon dust attack to render me paralyzed and then slice me open, laying her humanoid moth eggs snuggly amongst my internal organs. All while I'm still conscious and feeling every ounce of pain and discomfort.

Her spawn will then kill me by feasting on my flesh and organs the moment they hatch. Hooray! ^ o ^

Chock me with that staff of hers. D:<

He would look all sweet and innocent to gain my trust then when I'm least expecting it, he'll stab me with a hidden knife.

Make me faint with that huge staff and choke me to death! D:<

Tickle me to death with one of his feathers.

Shove that staff up my nose and swizzle my brain.

Encase me in a prison of ice using her sword as a magic catalyst.

Cut me in half with his scythe.

Swing me over a ledge with the ribbon and hang me.

Flash step around to disorient me and then move in for a back stab.

Eat my legs D;

Burn me and stab me with her burning sword.

She'd use a poisoning spell that kills me before the fight is even half way over.

@Hermes: finally someone makes somethign good with all those armor pieces! =D

Probably grab me, fly me up to a high place, and drop me from a good 1000feet up.

Alchemize me into a pile of dust.

In my sleep, caught off guard. She would try to make a point of showing that attackers come at any time and then accidentally kill me.

Bull ram me into an acid river

Blast me with radioactivity until I turn to ash.

Pour Anti-freeze into my nearly headless neck from a failed clean cut with the flaming sword.

Overstuffing me with cupcakes and cookies O.o;

slit my throat with her knife

Probably inject me with something from inside that rather shady looking coat.

Headbutt me with those horns ending in a fractured skull.

She'd be all sweet and lure me into a trap where, with my guard down, she'd take all my power for her own.

drop me off a cliff while throwing blades at me while falling

Stab me with her hair sticks.

Freeze me with her icy eyes.

throw a ball of darkness that disentigrates my face

Wrap those bindings around me until I'm crushed.

Have her bird peck out my eyes and then stomp me with those heels.

push me into the Gulf of Mexico.

Beat me with her bow.

He would smack me to death with a spatula.