"Bastard" is another word for a child born out of wedlock
;w;

oh yeah.
>.>

which is basically all cats. they are hedonists

they're lovely little hedonists and i love them.

bonus: i got to see kit today! she's my sister's cat.

nice, nice. how is she doing? still fluffy?

she's doing good!!

My favorite thing that cats do,
eUe
is when they find stupid places to sit or lay in.


That last one was just wrong. <x} Cats do not belong there!

i think the cats realized they were duped in the second one. for sure the first is super not safe though!

I love cats...
But they never seem to love me back :(

...Dogs love me. Especially therapy dogs. It’s a little odd.

...I don’t mean to hoard all the dogs at campus therapy dog events. Maybe I just smell sad.

it's the pocket sausages

-spits tea-

<x} I like both cats and dogs. :] And birds. And fish. And rabbits. And rats. And lizards...and ferrets.
However, I'm not loved by animals...
...hngn- QuQ|| Well. Most of them just think I'm okay, while others think I'm not okay. ;u; </3 I've been bitten by a rat, my own hamster, a goose, three cats, and a couple dogs, while also have been ignored by dogs, sat on by cats, betrayed by a praying mantis, and hissed at by birds.
^~^; ehh...probably comes from me not knowing my way around animals as I haven't had that many pets as other families. :/ But dogs seem to be mostly the friendliest. I can bond with a dog. ^-^ A cat I can pamper. -u-

have had a dog before. they're often quite nice.

I have a trash rat dog. She is a fickle beast that keeps leaving me in the middle of the night to snuggle her daddy. It is a disappointment.

she must really like that purrson, then.