XD a fancy chair for carrying spoiled people on

or in this case spoiled little hairballs

Okay....gotta say that's a fantastic cat name.. Lol
XD

it gets better XD when we got him it was because we were not allowed to have a cat or we'd lose our apartment so we simultaneously had a cat and did not have a cat

later we found out he hates cats

hell, it's not a hamster it's a stuffed toy XD very lifelike!

it's the clockwork spring inside, a cute little automaton XD

Aha...so the name was really absolutely perfect!
Haha!

so sharp i have cut myself many times XD usually in multiples of five

yeah, pretty much XD

What a cool cat, its one of the foundations of quantum physics, Schrodinger's Cat!
Hard shit to understand. I get it, then a week later I can't explain it. Basically things are indeterminate until they are observed! hahaha say what??

I don't know...I don't think it's really that difficult of a concept to understand...

to be fair the more you think about it the more messed up it gets XD it's not just applicable to physical objects, once applied to the theoretical it becomes an application of infinity while having absolutely nothing in it. it is not simply 'there is a cat' with the odds of 'it is dead' or 'it is not dead' but an infinite branching of possibility with thoroughly equal possibility(except not). at this moment that i am not looking behind me my cat could be on the pillow behind me, but also he could be somewhere else, or he could be in a state of transitioning from there and elsewhere or he could have never existed or he could be simultaneously behind me and not behind me but without transition, he could also be an immeasurable number of states in between the state of 'behind me' and 'somewhere else' and this is simply accounting for the cat in a state that i perceive him to be(in this case whole and asleep) each of these possibilities are expanded again when you change if he is asleep or awake or in a state that is neither, also in a state where he is in a whole piece or multiple pieces and if this is done while he is awake or asleep or in a state outside of those two


and to make this awkward state of infinite possibility even more crazy while all these states ARE simultaneously true only one of these possibilities is actually true and in this way my cat represents the universe and all he is doing is sitting behind me on the pillow sleeping