granted but its only veggie pie


i wish for a unused cooking oil

Granted, but it becomes alive and eats your pans


I wish for more chips

granted but one you open the pack i need to eat all the chips


i wish my roommates will be awake soon =/ its already 5:30am

Granted, but then they sleep through the entire weekend


I wish for a witch hat

Granted, but it talks all the time

I wish my pumpkin would last in perfect condition forever

Granted, but that means it won't digest in your stomach.

I wish I was psychic o.o

granted but you need alot of time to study...


i wish the class finish early

wish granted but there is no food...

i wish time move slowly

Granted, but thunderstorms are now 24/7.

I wish the man on the moon would marry me.

granted but he is an alien


i wish i win in poker

Granted but the other poker players shot you for cheating

I wish I could beat this Grandia game D<

Granted, but your hands are now your feet.

I wish I had more green tea. T_T

granted but it is made out of garden grass..

i wish mum give me new phone

Granted but it breaks before you can use it

I wish my apartment magically cleaned it self

xD

granted but you will be living with a ghost...


i wish for a burger