*turns around and devours the sugar sprinkles then gets hyper on a sugar high* WOOOOOOOO!

God this is why we can't have nice things….

-ducks swords-

...Jeebus.

*pouts and clings to Espy* Espppppy make time hurry up

I, uh, wait what, why is everyone tacking the Time Manip abilities onto me.

Because you look like a time and space magician?

.....I definitely was not planning that.

*tackles Espy* Well, it does seem to have worked that way...well...umm......move time and space, ya? *pokes with a blunt sword*

*Warps time to make the extremes move at a more extreme rate - alias slower moments are slower, and faster moments are faster*
Ooops.....I-'l-l t-a-k-e cre o' dat...

Ummm....*is standing outside the time bubble* Sooooo....not sure what's going on here, but I feel like pressing some random buttons or pulling levers to see how things interact.

o-o, what the *beep* is going on here!?

Fishy DK! Um....well, I'm not quite sure....maybe you could explain? Or Lawtan could if he wasn't stuck in a time distortion.

-standing outside both normal and sped-up timeframes and being highly amused-

*glances over to pocket dimension* Having fun there your temporally-ness?

...-snrk- Temporally-ness. I suppose. Would be cool if I just, hm, relocated a pocket of space.

Uh huh...doing that around here might displace a reactor or other item prone to...um...er....exploding. *coughs*

And...that affects me...how?

Um.....wibbly wobbely, timey-wimey stuff?

*pokes Alpha* whats wrong with Law?

-flails- people need to stop messing with time and space o-o, you be breaking shiz.

Hey, in defense it's fun to do. Especially to explore all different times and points within them. History! Science! Magic! Wooooo! *runs around hyper*

Yea lets go back in time and then get burned a live for being witches! ouo,

Nah...we'll just scare them into worshipping us like kings! Go back to ancient Egypt or Greece.

No thanks I never cared for those times.

I wanna go to the Pirate age and wear the best ever mermaid costume and trick them hehe x3

Ohhhhh Greece…. can we go get mexican instead?

Um....sure? Ancient mexico was interesting...just so long as their worshipping and not trying to cut our hearts out.

*Likes DK's Idea*

U...Ug...Ugh..Ugh!

*Moves the mixed time warp off of self and accidentally onto Alpha*

So, time warp to the Pirate Age! Yar! To build an anarchial democracy on Madagascar's shores and plunder ships for booze and women (and men)!

Yay I want Mexican! *jumps in temporal rift and goes to mexico*

I want the treasure! HAND OVER THE BELI!!! er.. Gold! ouo,

*gets split in two, one self going to ancient Mexico, the other to the golden age of piracy*

/Haaaah./ I got that one.

While you folks are doing the pirate-y thing, I'm going to head up to Scandinavia about a thousand years ago.

Ohh...BRING BACK THE ANCIENT WRITINGS!!!

<.< On a side note, one of the stories I am working on is based in that time period in Scandanavian-Germanic Dresden...THINGS!!!

*comes back from mexico drenched in blood* you know maybe mexico was a bad idea. Aztecs tried to make me a god… and yeah icky

You know, I had the same problem a few years ago.

*two halves fuse back together in the present* Well then...that was....interesting. I remember both being worshipped by the Mayans and being a plundering pirate lord. Huh...so much conflict and fun. *laughs*

Have fun there Tiva dearie? There's plenty of showers to clean that blood off.

Gozed you were made into a god? *pokes a bloody finger at*

Yup, went by Godzed for awhile. Had a cult following.

Well then...*claps*

*hugs Gozed giving him a blood body print*

Awww...no hugs for the Bunker Overlord? *slinks on over to the hot tub and boils it a bit more*