hehe clava herculis is a nice tree name.

*nods* it is. makes me think of a buff greek lady

It's another name for Hercules club, so not far off. Are there buff goddesses?

Artemis!! Since she's the goddess of the hunt and stuff

Ohh, so Diana is the Roman version. And greyhounds seem to be used with her imagery.

I only say greek names |D to honor the degree and stuff.

You're the texan version of Artemis

I'm not into hunting or wilderness though.

Well, you do live in the wilderness...
You hunt in a modern way, by going grocery shopping

Very true, mdom. I found a bunch of meat in this cold area! I was going to hunt cows and stuff, but the meat was already pieced out and waiting for me.

Then, I had to do this stupid thing called pay.

The modern day weapons used for hunting are cash, credit card, paypal.

Those three are OP, can we nerf them a bit?

and have the average price of a coffee be like

well, you can still be artemis if you like pretty girls XD she's also low-key the goddess of being hella lesbian

heck, if only coffee were so cheap here XD

good thing Mugabe died |D

Inflation nerfs the weapons naturally

If grocery shopping equals hunting, then everyone is basically a god/goddess.

But you live in the wilderness and have greyhounds :P
so you guide the shoppers