Cheaper than a violet wand, I suppose.

Aren't violet wands too low on voltage tho :P

High voltage, low amperage.

What are we talking now, do you want to electrocute someone? o.O
not going to help with that, do your own research :P

No, for my own dirty purposes of course :P

Note to self, don't use mdom's or Death's bathroom.

I think I'd go as far as avoiding their place to begin with lol

You can use the bathroom, just not any of the utilities

i trust mdom's word on this and will avoid them both XD

Will have to remember not to drink anything. Especially caffeine.

But I love caffeine. D: How will I survive without it?

try stabbing deciduous trees and drinking their blood?

I don't think that's how tea happens, but ok

Depending on the tree, it might have some sort of effect similar to caffeine?

hopefully it's not the latex tree

I've probably mentioned it before (probably repeat a lot, actually), but we used to live near a toothache tree and you could chew on the bark for medicinal purposes. Surprisingly can still remember the taste.

XD i was thinking along the line of sugar sap