Granted but you missed the only no homework game day because of it

I wish I could go to the beach

granted but theres a storm
i wish i didn't have to walk to school

Granted but there was a recall for other transportations >.>
I wish I transfered to a different class

granted but it was a worse class
i wish my friend would hurry up and finish registering for Trisphee

Granted, but their computer dies when they press conform.

I wish my pirogies would finish cooking -.-

Granted but now you have been banned

I wish my back would stop hurting

Granted, but now your legs hurt.

I wish for an ironic momment to happen to Obama just now.

granted but they are burnt beyond return

I wish I knew how many essays I have to write...forgot to write down my assignments ~ -_- uh~

Granted but you sleep for 3 months.

I wish I could lose 20 pounds =_=

granted but the weight goes to ur butt

i wish i had a helicopter

Granted, but this helicopter cannot fly.

I wish I had ten arms.

Granted but somebody chops eight off :c

I wish I had more pirogies to eat.

Granted, but all you do now is eat pirogies until you explode.

I wish I could make things talk.

Granted, but everything they say is an insult towards you, now you wish you could take it back

I wish I wasn't sick

granted but you get sick again tomarrow
i wish i don't have that much make up work to do tomarrow

Granted, but you failed all of them because you weren't allowed to turn in late work.

I wish I can skip the time till next Friday.

Granted but now your face hurts

I wish i could have oreos for breakfast

Granted but its CEREAL disguised as oreos.

I wish I hadn't lost my science paper due today x.x

Granted but it was incomplete anyway
i wish i knew what the **** i was allergic to that i keep coming in contact with

granted but you will be back from being a baby.,.



i wish physics is so easy

Granted, but then we wouldn't have rollar coasters.

I wish tomorrow will be skipped and it will be friday already.

Granted, but uncle iroh from avatar the last airbender took it a way and stalks you for the rest of your life drinking your tea.

I wish for the letter 7 >DDD

granted but there will be number L


i wish everyday stays like this

Granted, but it will stay like this forever and you won't be able to change it.. ever!

i wish my lip would stop hurting.

Granted, but you get gang green.

I wish I had food to eat.

granted but you are deathly allergic to it


i wish crys would hurry it's update

Granted. Truth and Honesty are two ill-tempered mutts with hygiene issues and a bad case of fleas that you have to take care of.


I wish I was completely awesome.

Granted, but then you were given 1 big super pill instead. It was a failure and you died in attempt to swallow it.

I wish I can give half of my luck to a friend who needs it.