o-o A pumpkin house,
made of pumpkins,
shaped like a pumpkin.

That's a lot of pumpkins. :] That's a lot of saying pumpkin over and over again and now the word pumpkin sounds weird. :[ Hmm...pum-pkin.

IS THE PUMPKIN MADE OF HOUSE, OR IS THE HOUSE MADE OF FLESH?
HE SCREAMS, FOR HE DOES NOT KNOW.

Flesh? :[
Hmm...Flesh. Now flesh sounds weird. <x'D
Flesshhh. x} Fl-eeesh. Flesh. Fle-sh. B}
A flesh house would smell more than pumpkin house would I think. :/

fl-eh-sh.

also, yeah, it would. flesh rots, just like everything else.

:] I heard that stuff can't rot on the moon because it lacks an atmosphere, so you can leave a ham sandwich on the moon and it will never get old, but if you leave it in a sealed sandwich baggie, it will, because there is air surrounding it. x}

supposedly. the oxygen helps the mold grow.

That reminds me of how some inuit are using freezers to keep their stuff warmer than outside-temperature-frozen-fucking-solid.

WHEEZES
NOT THE INTENDED USE, BUT OKAY, IT WORKS.

/:] What about in climates where stuff is too hot?
Ooh! Speaking of which!
x} When once it got very very hot, I tried frying an egg on our pavement and it totally worked, but it wasn't edible after that. :/
I've heard of people putting in trays with cookie dough rolled into balls on a baking sheet, INSIDE their cars, and because of the temperature in the vehicle, they totally baked cookies! o_o; Their cars were essentially ovens.

Haha omg, I've never tried that but I definitely believe it works. Now I want to bake cookies in a car ^^

yeah. that also perfectly illustrates how dangerous cars can be if you're in them during a heatwave.

Hehe, a friend I formerly used to play online games with once sent me a photo of the sign he saw at a café near his work place. Said something like "Please don't leave any pets or children in your car, it can be dangerous. Mothers-in-law are alright: dragons withstand heat."

WHEEZES

x'D
Hehehe!

Although for the cookies, <x]
it is possible to have them baking in your car, but then the whole car would smell like cookies for days! <x'} Would that really be okay??

only until they started to take on a stale tinge, i think

Umm, I'd rather have my car smell of cookies than cigarettes, wet dog, corpse-in-the-trunk or similar unpleasant surprises. Cookies are good.

(And I almost hit send on "have my cake smell of cookies" before realizing what I wrote)