Giant balls just rolling away? xD
Maybe I could ride one to go places.

That would be fun. Probably expensive to feed. Not sure what the bigger ones would have eaten.

It could be like the cartoon donkeys that walk when you dangle a carrot in front of them.Google is telling me they eat bugs tho, so they'd eat small animals maybe.

Yeah, the one here came back and I saw it digging up a storm earlier looking for bugs.

Then you told the spider 'you have some competition!' and sent it after the armadillo!!!!

The ground is basically a blanket of spiders. Thankfully friendly ones... mostly. But the armadillo can have at it.

That's why when people say they love nature I never say me too... nature is full of bugs. I once saw a post saying the world has 250k species of beetles. wtf

But beetles are awesome. They come in all sorts of cool colors. The millipedes and centipedes here creep me out. And scorpions.

Are centipedes poisonous?

I've never seen a scorpion. Well, I've also never really ventured into the wild.

I think it depends on the type. They're mostly freaky looking.

Another good thing is the hummingbirds. Although they get mean.

All bugs are up close. Once when I was young and learning English I was like 'why are dragonflies named like that...' and I had nightmares.

Hummingbirds get mean??? They fooled me.

I like how some look up close. There's even an exhibit coming up of detailed photos that I'll hopefully get to see.

They're super territorial and dive bomb around the feeder. You have to avoid getting stabbed (but not really).

Nice, photo exhibits are always better than seeing up close yourself xD

D: I don't want you getting stabbed by birds.

It would be cute little stabbings.

Now the armadillo won't go away and I have to keep chasing it out. I feel like I'm unintentionally completing some sort of Texan
hashtag problem checklist.

something to post in your instagram. hashtagstabbedbyahummingbird

Hm, what else are you missing? Someone stealing your guns?

We're probably the only ones without guns. Unless you mean these guns...*pumps biceps*