-hangs up a neon sign reading: Evil Orc Lord STRIP TEASE- ... Think anyone will come? XD

BEHOLD THE GORGIOUS MAN PARTS OF THIS OXEN BODY OF MINE!!!! *flexes*

Your just lucky I'm entertaining guests, sparing you from the glorious beauty of my strip~

Hm.. I think people will.

....-walks in to thread-..o.o...-Starts to back out-

Aw, don't leave XD Really, this is as bizarre as the thread has gotten in a VERY long time XDD

(You will notice I didn't say "ever" XP)

Ahaha Well...I dunno...Oxen Bodies...Seem..Intimidating....

-Freezes Song's feet to floor-
>.>

AIRU STOP TRAPPING ME!! ;A;

Here, Song can have these cookies. I put sleeping pills in them owo

But it's fun. D:

The way you whine is entertaining. >D

Oh yay Cookies- Wait a second...Sleeping pills? >:[

Airu~ -makes a Sexual Innuendo- I'll win this Awkward off.

>.>

-Freezes Song's whole body-
No more from you.

ALSO! Member to have on your anti-biting suit on before you touch Kami. >.>
You don't want rabies.

*gnaws on Song's frozen body* Like a popsicle! <3

....Awkward-ness. Again.

...I am not a Popsicle. >:

O__O! *stares at Espy* omg! It's a normal person! D8! *hides*

Hm.. hope Kami doesn't get threw that ice.
IF she does. >_> You'll be rabie-fied, Song. :'D

...."Normal"...?

-points to ears, tail, and wings-

Well good thing I'm not longer being chewed on...Now I can roll...-rolls-

I never said I unfroze you. D:

It's the gooey stuff on the inside that counts! ....Unless you're Cron! Then the clutter is what makes you!

Doesn't mean I can't roll around as a big Ice block...thing...that in my head looks like a tube...

Just like one of those popsicles! <3 *wiggles back to Song and nibbles on*

D: B-But I no want rabies...;~; you may nibble on the ice..

...*licks Song* =u=...the ice goes first, then Song meats <3

S-Song meats Taste really really bads. Song swears by it!

I bet with a little bit of ketchup, Song will be delicious <3

o.o;;; -Gets on anti-biting suit and picks Kami off Song-

Uh.. no. I need her still. >.>

...Yay Saaaaved~...Wait...What does Airu need me fo'?

Nuuu! *squirms* Do not take my prize from me! *grabby hands at Song* D8

I hope you all like it
I thought as we are... well... ~thinks really hard~ a guild of sorts, we needed a banner so I requested Sadrain to make us a banner.

on a weird note:
Zenmoto Toshi means Mirror reflection of virtues origins ~looks at self~ don't quite fit chasm, but then again who knows what she really thinks behind the mask

I see toes! *w* *pounces on Rose's toes*

*gnaws on the flower*

~lurks in shadows~

*vomits the partially digested petals on top of what's left of the flower* D;

owo

eww