Summon a pink bubblegum and I'll get stuck in the sticky trap until I either suffocate or die of lack of resources.

>attach weight to end of braid
>turn around really fast

Scare me to death.

Boris would strangle me with his tail, then stab me with his fancy fountain pen.

Probably by tripping me near the edge of a cliff with that outrageous braid.

They probably have all sorts of steampunk guns, so... they'd use those.

Calling Espyionage and making him kill me.

By eating me without a mouth

By taking me on a tour of an active volcano...