some horrible and painful way Dx

@Rainy: kehehe no would ever guess deary! -cuddles his panda doll-

@Aiko: We're both collectors of a brand-name stuffed animals and when I try to steal her bat/cat thing a fight breaks out where she punches my glasses thus sending the shattered pieces into my eyes.

Cuddle me to death?

She drives me to suicidal insanity by stealing the color away from my world.

Manipulate the shadows to kill my 'shadow' in some twisted way- while his powers allow the same horrible things to happen to my actual body.

Claw my eyes out then drop me from a great height to finish the job.

She'd use her second sight to dodge and counter every attack I throw at her then finish me with a 'future sight' spell like in Pokemon.

Make me wander around the woods and eventually lead into swamp where I would find my end.

Skins me and stuffs me, turning me into a doll.

Leads me through a forest, beckoning from the edges of my vision, before leading me underwater where I drown.

Freezes me where I stand then shatters me into a million pieces.

Probably she would beat me with that book x.x;

BAM! Flail to the head ><

Unleash her rabid panda on me. x.X

She is going to tie me upside down to a pole, rip out all of my fingernails one by one and then rip out all of my teeth. Then she's going to shoot me in the stomach so the acids begin to leak through my body eating everything. Then she'll claw out my eyes and wait for me to nearly die before shoving a stake up my middle

Impale me from above, splitting me down the middle. What a gruesome way to go...

She'll Cut me to pieces with her evil scythe.

Slam the scythe into the ground to make a Fissure.
I fall to a death far below.

-Edit-
Knock me out, and poison me.

Deliver one calculated and lethal slash with that concealed blade.

She'll grab hold of me by the arms, fly up a thousand miles in the air, and let go. ^ u ^

suffocation with dark magic... and then you rip out my heard with your claws and eat it.

That giant pen seems to be a good face-stabbing weapon, so I'll go with that. xDD

create an illusion that she's a giant cup of caramel mocha with whipped cream on top sitting in the middle of the room. And when I approach to lick some whipped cream she'd slice my throat.

he will use his hair to kill me..

Stuff one of those plushies down my neck to choke me to death.

Crushed Batman'smy head in between hisher thighs. (If you get that reference, I love you xD)

He choked me with his sash.

Surround me with a choking fog and then kick me repeatedly.

Kick me to death.

All I can thik of is claw me to death but that is unoriginal xP

strangle me using his hair

Send me a love letter infected with anthrax.