Granted but the pie is poisonous

I wish I had a donut

Granted, but it was still doughy...

I wish I had 10 bucks.

Granted but in the form of 10 deers

I wish I could draw better

Granted, but you were only 0.00000000000001% better.

I wish I was good at geometry

granted but now bad at everything else
i wish i had a good working car

Granted but its too small to fit into

I wish I could afford a new video game

Granted, but after you earn enough money to afford a videogame.... you decide to spend it on food. >8

I wish my teacher was nice. >[

Granted but then they stopped teaching leaving you with another mean teacher

I wish time didn't fly by so fast

Granted, now time slows to a crawl and you go insane.

I wish my math homework would do itself.

Granted but now you don't get any credit for it

I wish there was something on TV

Granted, but its a blood thirsty monster that escapes and maws you to shreds.

I wish the wind would stop blowing.

Granted but now it floods because the winds were blowing away clouds

I wish my face would stop hurting

granted but now something else hurts
i wish i wasn't sick

Granted, but you cease to have any feeling and don't realize you are on fire.

I wish octopi had feathers.

granted but now they can fly and took over the world
i wish it was time for sakura-con already

Granted but you can't go.

I wish that I had a job.

Granted, but they don't pay you anything.

I wish I didn't have to write a speech.

Granted but now you have to write a 50 page paper

I wish I could motivate myself to do art

Granted, but your motivation wasn't good enough so you didn't get far into drawing art.

I wish 100 new members would join trisphee and treat me like i'm their god.

Granted, but then they figure out you were in disguise and sacrifice you to their real god.. XD

I wish I didn't have a headache

Granted, you now don't have a head, thus eliminating the ache. =D

I wish Pokemon were real.

Granted, but they eat you.
I wish the weekend was longer.

Granted but now you have to work/go to school over the weekend

I wish I had straight hair

Granted but it falls off.

I wish I could make cool graphics

Granted, but they fail.

I wish I won the game.

granted but that was just in a dream
(i lost the game)
i wish i had a dragon

Granted, But I stole your dragon >:3
(haii!!)

I wish I had a pie to hit Kira with for not saying Hi to me lately. XD

Granted, but you get hungry and eat it.

I wish vampires didnt sparkle.

Granted, but now they roll in glitter so they do. Sparkly!

I wish I wasn't laughing so hard right now.

Granted, but now life is but melancholly.

I wish I could spell properly.

Bummer.

Granted, but now you can't spell any word but 'properly'.

I wish I had something to drink

Granted, but there was nothing to eat but burnt sausage.
I wish I could play Sonic the Hedgehog 4 right now..

Granted, but you get sucked into the game and play it real life. Then you lose a life and die.

I wish my room mate would stop singing Lady Gaga

Granted, but they start singing Justin Beiber!!!!

i wish i had a biscuit... (just saw one on a commercial... )

Granted, but its pixelated and you can't eat it.

I wish I had a heating pad.

granted but it was too hot
i wish i had my pants back