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the cake is a delicious lie, is it not?

Hmmmmm...so would it be possible to turn politicians into cakes?.. :/

*sticks toe in water*

Might work for Red Velvet.

god, i wish. maybe then they'd do some shit to *help* the world instead of line their pockets.

That's true. x} Cakes don't need to line their pockets because they don't have any.

Is that because Red Velvet is actually chocolate, but lies to everyone, saying it's Red Velvet? /B]

mm. i'd much rather take a slice of cake as president tbh. and, y'know, prime minister over here.

*nods in agreement across the pond* >u> Hehe. You gotta admit...a cake would tweet far less and attend to national crises with more humility.

indeedy.

and probably be a decent person.

anyways, listening to some more music. particularly enjoying Acidic Lament by Turquoise.

I just finished reading Medea, and writing up a fun summary of the story on the forums here...Buuuut,
<w<; I'm neglecting my homework, doing literally anything I can think of to avoid doing it...though I should probably get to working on it. >~>; Heesh.

And when you're angry about your cake, you can eat it. Heck, you can even eat it when it's doing a great job and you want to save it from turning stale. Preserve its memory while it's still amazing. I think if you try that with presidents they consider it cannibalism.

(Also I would definitely read tweets by a cake. Dead serious here.)

oh, mood. they'd probably be more entertaining, too.

/:D I think tweets by a cake would be very ace-positive too.
Not to mention the problems cakes go through on a daily basis,
and being mistaken at birthday parties,
and sharing stories about the weird things ice cream says,
and getting all dolled up for occasions with fruit and chocolate,
just all the cake things! /x}

what if we combined donuts in a cake. that'd be fuckin neat.

A cake made of donuts?
/:]
Or a donut that became cake?
x}
Or both? Either way, wow, what a sugar rush!

oh, mood. that reminds me of the pumpkin in a pumpkin house thing.