I'm very confuswed

You seem to have figured out the third rule of getting yourself off the list.

Did I
wait, I don't wanna know

You are now mod of the list.

I thought we weren't supposed to talk about the list

well as mod it's your job to make sure people aren't talking about it. do your job, mdom!

She was probably tired from putting together the event list.

I ain't being paid so no job being done until I get money!!!

I believe you have been voluntold. Compliance is mandatory.

You have to spend money to make money. So make the checks out to me.

That is a very American saying!!!

I guess a Texan saying would involve oil shares.

or pigs. there is a lot of pork in and out of texas

So I'll make a check of oil's value in a pig's name

I never really see pigs anywhere but cows are all over the place. And goats, there's even a lost goat sign.

Return the goat, Bio!!!