Sucks to be hot like me, huh.
xD

pfff
lol no not really...

♪ Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like meeee ♪
♪ DON'T CHAAAAAA 0n0 ♪

*throws cookie at alchemy*
NO
bc im a man... but i do look great in skinny jeans *shows off butt*

Hehe hey I'm a guy (kinda) that rocks skinny jeans XD

-lurks in thread-

My friend is supposed to be home today :D

lol no ulti no... u cant rock my skinny jeans

I like singning this song in Karaoke Bars. lewl.

o.o Why not? XD
Edit: Wait do you mean I would not be able to, or I do not have permission to? >0>

@Lauv: You would XD

That and I will survive.
Both are my favorite karaoke songs.

Pffff those are so stereotypical karaoke songs XDD

I know. LOL. But I like singing them!
DON'T JUDGE ME.
:s-yell:

Pfff ulti does not judge people based on silly things like that. If ulti did, ... well then ulti would be a hypocrite because ulti is much weirder than that :s-megusta:

I like weird.
That means I like ulti-level weird. <3

I wear 30x34 skinny jeans... i dont think you would fit

Awww I'm 38x30 ono