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wakawakawaka BYyuuuuuwOOOP! BYyuuuuwOOOP! BYyuuuuuwOOOP! BYyuuuuwOOOP!

I'll be the ghosts.
"Wyu wyu wyu wyu wyu wyu wyu wyu wyu wyuwyuwyuwyuwyuwyuwyu!~~~"
http://www.clipartbest.com/cliparts/.../7iaRgaaiA.gif

Oooh I want to make Pacman ghost plushies. ;u;

When did we get a toy lightsaber item? I don't remember that.

Carnival 2018, probably bc I was yelling about needing lightsabers.

SO...... MY LOCAL CON GOT THREE PPL FROM THE OFFICE AS GUESTS. MY SISTER'S GONNA FLIP WHEN SHE SEES CAUSE IT'S HER FAVORITE SHOW.

it’s not day drinking if you have a full meal with it right

gods i’ve had better ideas than this

Nope not at all. =w=b You're totally good.

When I was a kid, I thought when you grew up, you could backflip and cartwheel and somersault and walk on your hands just as easily as with your feet because you got stronger when you got bigger...
now, I'm coming to realize that the world is a lot less acrobatic than I thought it would be...
https://saimakesbeats.com/wp-content...2016/02/sb.jpg

I'd really like to lift heavy. But it's always getting put to the side because of reasons. And other fitness related stuff. But also, everything is expensive and requires the guidance of another human. And also afraid of aggravating injuries or creating new ones.

I used to be flexible. Now not so much. Dx

:p I made spaghetti alfredo with broccoli today, but forgot to steam the broccoli so it's just raw broccoli covered in alfredo sauce mixed into the spaghetti noodle...
eue *inhale*...and no one ate it but me..*sangry sigh*

-shrug- I'd eat it. I'm not particularly picky about raw veggies.

I mean....I'm not a huge fan of broccoli (tbh, I like the stems, but hate the tops. It's a weird texture + mental issue for me), but I'd totes eat that pasta.

Omg, I'm so mad that I don't have more money right now because there is a remote control jeep at Wal-Mart that is the PERFECT size for Derpy to sit in and it would be so cute to have him driving around in it, but I can't afford it. T_T

It's almost 12. I haven't written anything in a while.
I'm getting hungry somehow.
I need to wash my face.
And now...

...I'm just picturing Derpy with a driver's license now. ;.; <3 Omg.

that's a terrifying concept

it's only 11:26, why am i this exhausted.

think i'll just go to sleep three hours earlier than i usually do

https://i.postimg.cc/Pq0rnMrj/20180416_151626.jpg
"Beep beep! Outta the way!"

*gets Derpy a job at Uber*

Derpy with a driver's license? XD

"This is your Uber Driver..... am outside."

Derpy yelling at crazy drivers...
...Derpy taking the scenic route...
...Derpy playing his favorite music really low to be polite...
...Derpy arguing with the GPS directions.
<x'D ahahah! It's too cute!

I feel like Derpy's version of the scenic route is just driving by all the coffee shops and bakeries...lol.
...Derpy actually yelling "beep beep" at the crazy drivers instead of honking the horn.
...Derpy waving at good doggos in other cars that go by.

Person to Derpy the Uber driver: "Uhmm.... this is the fourth coffee shop you've stopped at."
Derpy: "QUIET I NEED MY COFFEE"
Person: "........."

"I'm not mean!" Derpy clings to Kitty's leg. "I don't wanna yell at anyone," he says, pouting.

Oh, ok. ;u; I'm sorry.

Derpy in a hot air balloon... o-o...with confetti...throwing cotton candy down for everyone below.

Awww x3

Derpy in a tiny wittle airplane dropping balloons!

Today, I took my brother's kingdom keyblade replica,
held it like a guitar,
and started rocking out to my thrash metal with it.
Like the dork I am.
<x'D It felt amazing. Haha!

today has been a weird/bad brain day

Derpy wanders into a forest, finds Kodama, and befriends them. :3

Uhh...what does it mean when the inner base of your thumb is itchy? o-O;

Dry skin or allergies, usually.

ah...o-o...makes sense since I don't use hand cream, like, ever. <x} haha.

I don't usually, either, but I do have a bottle of hand lotion around to use when the weather gets dry for just such an occasion.

Water alone isn't enough; it actually makes it worse. When I was younger I had times when my skin would get so dry that it would crack. I later found out that this was because I was trying to use water to soothe the discomfort of being dry, but when the water evaporated it would actually pull MORE moisture out of my skin.

>->; I gotta constantly carry around chapstick because I'm a lip biter, and rip my lip up if the skin is dry and cracked.

Tbh, most generic, cheap chapsticks contain ingredients that actually dry out lips more, so I recommend a good lip balm instead. I get a lot of good, unique scented ones on Etsy (and from shops that started on Etsy, but expanded to their own shops), but for more readily available ones, Burt's Bees brand is pretty good. They cost a bit more, but are better than the cheapos.

(Just throwing this out there as an fyi...) >.>

Yehh, I like Burt's Bees better, tho the scent is kinda weird to me. >U>;

I'm a pretty big fan of ForGoodnessGrape balms (online only). I even have some custom scents that I ordered shortly before the custom option was discontinued.