Granted but you don't like the reason
i wish i would get over this cold already
(i've had it for like 3 days now -.- and it's worse now then when it started)

Granted, you got over it but you still had it.
I wish 2 100 dollar bills flew and hitted me in the face.

Granted but then they flew away

I wish I could see the future

Granted but then you see things you don't want to.

I wish I could stay focused.

Granted, but it only lasted for a minute.
I wish my avatar had a pet monozu.

granted but it's so small no one can see it
i wish i had a puppy

Granted, but it was found in the alley and died later from various deceases.
I wish I had an extent knowledge of anime.

Granted but now you forget everything else

I wish I could shape shift

Granted, but you don't understand your powers and become mush. Later being eaten by a pack of hungry senior citizens..

I wish my corrupt wishes were more funnier.

Granted but now people don't have any sense of humor

I wish my eye would stop bothering me

Granted, but it popped out and walked away.

I wish... I wish I was in a episode of the simpsons.

Granted but the episode was never aired

I wish I had magic powers

(That was cooold...)
Granted, but the only power you could do is the magic of door opening powers. And the length of the power you will have to be 1CM close to the door to open it.

I wish miley cyrus was hanging off of a cliff.

(how so?)
Granted but the cliff is only a foot high

I wish I were super smart

Granted, but my definition of super smart is an IQ of 1. Enjoy!

I wish I don't have to read books, I just need to stare them down and get the information I want.

Granted but now you're blind

I wish I could time travel

Granted, but you killed a butterfly and you cease to exist... Confusing yes?

I wish I had x ray vision

Granted but now you can't see anything normally

I wish I had more money

Granted, but the money was japanese and it was only 100 yen.

I wish I lived in Japan.

Granted but you live far away from any sign of civilization

I wish I could speak every language

Granted, but you forget what language goes to what so you speaked in various languages making it extremely hard for someone to understand you.

I wish sonic the hedgehog was real!

Granted but the government captured him to experiment on him

I wish I could live forever

Granted, but you grow bored of living and that is not cool at all D<

I wish I had spider legs.

Granted but now you're the size of a spider

I wish I could read minds

Granted, but the minds you read realize what you are doing and turn on you and eat you. Or something.

I wish the sun could rise and set at the same time.

Granted in order to accomplish that the world had to shrink so small nobody could live on it

I wish it were winter

Granted, but on the way to the store you decided to lick a pole and are stuck to it. Because its coold. Brr.

I wish fish could talk. And tell funny stories.

Granted but they can only tell the same story over and over again.

I wish I could travel throughout the universe

Granted, you can now fly around deep space, but you forgot to wish for air.

I wish I could swim through land.

Granted, but you could only swim through sand though. Not including quick sand.

I wish all earth was replaced with quick sand.

Granted but then you drown in dirt

I wish I could rule the world

Granted, but the world is 10000000000000000000000000000000000000 light years away. And its just a desert.

I wish I own land on the moon.

Granted, but the government gets you with property taxes and you go broke.

I wish my arms were trucks.

Granted, but they were only 1cm long and wide.
I wish my school wasnt all about football.

Granted but now its all about soccer

I wish I could change size at will

(better then football xD)
Granted, but you became a size of an ant and got stepped on.
I wish I owned trisphee.

Granted but then the site died and you couldn't afford to keep it running

I wish I didn't have to miss so much school

Granted, you come back to school but you find out that you are trapped there wearing no clothes for the rest of you life. (that was random)

I wish my dreams can come true.

Granted but only your worst nightmares come true

I wish I weren't afraid of heights

Granted, but now your afraid of land.
I wish for pie