Bludgeon me to death with that shield...that's if a hammer strike doesn't kill me.

Hmm, probably burn my flesh and then eat me.

Call in a group of his "boys" to beat me into a pulp, and land the final blow with his bat.

Drag my soul off to the afterlife to be judged!

She'd trip over her skirt running at me and smash me on the head whack-a-mole style.

Summon a wraith the smite me?

DANCE OFF TO THE DEATH.

AKA, my death? Because I can't dance.

Kill me with the laser in their eye.

Drain the color, and subsequently, my life away from me.

...Clunk me over the head with those wings.

lol I imagined my detatching my wing and smacking you with it like i'm holding a fish hahahaha

He probably has some sinisterly cool steam punk gadget up his sleeve.

With those claws.

....Probably realize that she'd like some red as well...in the form of...blood.

Strangle me with one of the belts of her jacket

Disintegrate spell T_T