Is this a magical Defibrillator?
...and reading today, I found that the tropes have a better set of first aid advice than scouts...

The tropes? Who's that?

It might be....*throws a bit of magic at the defibrillator*

o.o
-watches alpha kill lawtan-

*Lawtan raises from the dead*
Aaaalllphaaa!
We are the things that were and shall be again!

*eyes go wide and chucks a barrier spell in reverse at Lawtan* Can't kill the undead....so trap em!

*Dispels barrier*
I am an undead seven-headed dragon god...and I want Graaaiiinnnsss!

Uh huh...*tosses a sack of barley, a sack of wheat, and a few others towards Lawtan*

I'm so tired of outbound calls. @_@

I was not hired for that!

-hands lio a pillow and a blanket-

-sleeps on thread-

*pokes around* Hello? Anyone here?

Why Bunker closed? *pounds on outside door*

Well....tis a long story....

Wait what's going on?

Not quite closing....should have phrased it better....

I really need to draw out a map of this place....

Oh...you're New Year-cleaning...

Kinda...sorta...not really....maybe...not entirely sure.

All I know is I'm doing a bit of updating and cleaning...so yeah, I guess that is accurate.

That and the hot tub is green...

Yeah...we need a cleaning lady....or wolf? *nudges hyjin*

Ummm maybe... This one is quite shy... So getting her to come out of her box might be tough

Umm...hyjin...that's the nuclear waste tub...
*Backs away slowly*
I'll clean the bunker for the low price of $150/week (~10 hours of cleaning)!

-used to work as a janitor in High school-

Oh, I was talking about you...unless you can get your lady wolf-y to join...or both of you...I swear you won't have to wear anything demeaning...*hides the skimpy maid outfit*

-face palms-
1 im a fox
2 no to cleaning
3 that was a hot tub until kami got in it
4 what's with the dress
5 might be hard to get her

...who's Kami?
*hides empty tubes from the power plant*

Hey, I don't bite...unless asked to...*winks* Just kidding....not really, but am. Okay...I forget you're a fox not a wolf...the tail gets confusing sometimes....I'M ONLY A SIMPLE DRAGON/WOLF!

Awwww....no cleaning? It's got a nice title in it for you...*brandishes said title* And yeah, it was a hot tub...Kami....Kami loves to violate and contaminate stuff.

NO DRESS! YOU SEE NOTHING! *shoves it back in the closet*

Kami = Kamikaze Chinchilla
She's an older user of the site who comes and goes sometimes....

Kamikaze chinchilla. Kami for short. Way before your time
I have yet to bite her... Which is a first

Hmm...
*goes looking for Kami to ask for irradiated materials*

Hey you do no such thing we had plenty of goo here

Oh yeah...still cleaning off the crusty bits from places I'm surprised have goo...

Ugh I don't want to know the condition of the cellar

Oh lord....and after her antics woke up the dragon I was keeping asleep.....*shakes head*

Ugh it was bad all around

Yep. Do miss her though....she made things interesting to say the very least...

I did see kami once on another site

Same. She isn't on there anymore though...and she went by a different name....at least I think we're thinking of the same one.

Gooey I believe is what she went by

Yeah, that was her. So yep, we're thinking of the same site.

Yep. Sad though on stuff

That she left? Or with that site?

With the site... The computer that held data crashed and they almost had to go back to square 1