It always comes down to my hair with this avatar xD

Super Flying Mantis Kick! -hyah-

Would brake my neck with a flying clothes line

stab with your weapon

Bean me with lanterns till I pass out, then slit my throat.

Send her phoenix after me when I try to run away

Would double-stab me with her spear/weapon. xD

The Shadow would corrupt and kill me.

She would wrap her tail around me while the phoenix sets me on fire. Dx

-now has set fire to the rain by Adele in his head- >w<;;

The moon is hungry for blood o.O
-runs and is chomped to pieces-

ninja art black shadows!

Drop one, or several, of those glowy rocks on my head.

I have a feeling I'd e ninja'd to death... u.u

Pull out a couple of smoke bombs from under her dress and politely/gently boot me off a cliff.

Or, you know, stick a knitting needle through my spinal column while I'm hacking up a storm.

I shall never see knitting circles the same way again xD

He'd shadow me from the rooftops then come down on me with a few well placed bullets.

I have a knitter friend whose nickname is Shank for a reason.

Hm. He'd probably swing those shuriken blades together to form a claw and just maul me to death.

Sneak up behind me and pull me into the shadows