i'm not a mad scientist, i'm an engineer

Fine, mad engineer spice

Does that one have lots of saltines and bitterness? And also a lot of heat?

Espy does like their coffee bitter, iirc

then Bio is mad scientist spice
I am mad philosopher spice

I can't think of what philosopher spice would taste like. Nothing, yet everything?

Absolutely!

Something that leaves more questions than answers

It can have ingredients where their flavors are hard to describe.

Or so much sugar it's hard to know what's in it

That too. It has a lot of potential of what it could contain.

Google doesn't want to help me find metallic tasting foods for robot spice, and prefers to diagnose illnesses.

we're all sick, we know that, google!

metal tastes metallic. wait, that's no use... also why am I licking metals...

The only thing I can think of is organ meats. Not sure if anything plant based has that taste.

I was like why is Bio tasting human organs but you mean any meat organs, like liver...

Humans are gross, no way I'd eat them.

Not even the rich?

Why would they be any different?

Fat meat, well tendered by doctors!