;U; That moment when your brain has this:

Yes, could I have the blackened salmon with steamed veggies and brown rice? Ah, and the side salad with ranch dressing please? Thank you.

>U< </3 And it comes out like this:

Yes, sa-I'll have um, the s-..ala-amon. The salmon. The blackened salmon. With the-m, um, veggies or, and rice...brown rice. And sand-lad. The salad yes. Ranch for it please...thank-s...

mood. big fucking mood.

i make others order for me XD

<x} Heheh, I regret I have no such luxury.

find a friend and bully them into eating out with you? XD

bold of you to assume i go to restaurants / have irl friends.

<x'} Ditto to that Barker, hehe.

i just sit here, and eat energy drinks while pissing about somewhere.

well it is never too late to make both of those things happen! as long as noone is happy it is technically fair

i mean, i suppose so, but a lot of the people around here are not good.

well then it would be easier to justify the food abuse?

ehhhh. not really. they're still people.

*eyes Barker's Avi* >w> yo..
What a killer queen!~*+.

gestures vaguely.

the version of wilson that i have likes hoarding shiny things.

mekatra, pls.