-see's lawmans hands scooting around on the floor still clapping-
EEEEK
-gets up on a chair and does a scared dance on it-

O.O
I was just going to lend you a hand...
/is shot

Pfff. Lawman you're starting to sound worse then me. XD
And I'M bad. XD

Well, you left yourself open for that one. All I wanted to do was give my hands some room to be handy, and you had to terrify the poor little fellows.

Why are you saying that like your hands are aliiiive. -twitch twitch-

*/hands start dancing like Twin Siamese Cats and sing a Disney song*

Okay now why the hell are your hands -talking- now. XD
-runs out to get a hammer-
VINCENT SENSES VOODOO MAGIC!
VINCENT SMASHES EVIL VOODOO MAGIC! D8<

*Insert Evil Dead jokes here*
*Vincent Ash fights against the hands of the living dead, possessed by infectious perverted sarcastic demons*

Pff perverted demon hands. Greaat. Just what I need.
/gets shot. XD

I'm Vincent Ash now? XD

Ash = Bruce Campbell = Evil Dead Protagonist

Pshh. All that means is another nickname for the Vi 8'D

V...for Vincedetta!
/is shot 1000 times and stabbed

I'm gunna have a Vincedetta after I'm through with you. XD

Damn tummy aches though. ;~;

Well, I'll be off after my horrid joke.

*looks at weird orange thong in corner of screen*
I HAVE 5000 POSTS! 10K HERE I COME!

Orange thong? Whut? XD

CONGRATS 8'D I so proud lawman. XD
I think I'm halfway there myself? P:
to 5000, that is. XD

okay. :c Byes lawman~

I can do 25k for it. Just needed to see how much I had in total first.