granted, but you accidently grab one that someone shook up and it explodes in your face D:

i wish the world was rid of alll bad people, like bullies, criminals and so on.

Granted, but all their evil is transferred to you and you have to die to spare them from your wishes. =]
I wish I had some Mountain Dew.

granted buuut its flat, warm, and 3 moths old...

i wish i had some caaake X3

Granted, but it was made with rotten eggs and sour milk.

I wish for a full Pokedex O.o

Granted, but it includes Missingno and your game crashes.

I wish Pokemon Black and White could be released in the US sooner. T3T

Granted, but they're in a language you do not understand.

I wish I didn't have class tomorrow.

Granted, but everyone ended up getting a free trip to cedar point and you were home pretending to be sick.

I wish I wasn't lazy so I can go pack my bag for camp tomorrow.

Granted, but then you don't get to go anyway


I wish for an issue of MAD magazine

Granted, but it spontaneously combusts before you can read it.

I wish I had more time.

Granted...

i wish i have a chocolate here

Granted but it's poison.


I wish for a stick of Supercool

granted but you will lose it after a minute...


i wish for a new lovelife xD

Granted, but you become miserable


I wish to Danmaku

granted but the colors blind you

I wish I could paint a wonderful painting

granted but you need to take some lesson...


i wish i own a car

Granted, but it was a rundown car that has no wheels, no seats, no engine, and no.. Well.. Anything, just the base.

I wish anything I thought in my mind was drawn on paper at will.