I can control gravity, but only once per day

I can freeze water, but only in the desert in the middle of summer.

A similar one's been said, Ashurato. But oh well XD


I can use mind control, but only in Texas

I have super strength to crush things with my fingers, but it only works on marshmallows. ._.

I can open doors without turning a knob! I just need to step on a black mat...

Gabe: using mind control in Texas would give you a whole lot of power!

My amazing power is to be able to scream without being heard.

My power is that I can make it daylight everywhere on earth but I have to be in a plane and follow the sun.

I can teleport! but it takes me the same amount of time to teleport as it would to drive there....

I can kill bugs with a stare! But only they're staying still and are fleas.

I can emit light!

But only in a fully lit room... ;w;

I can shapeshift! But only when nobody's around.

I can speak any language known to man, but only to cats.

I can preach the truths of the world, through my cardboard cutout and my stuttering speech at the side of the road.

BAHAHA I LOVE THIS THREAD!
IT IS HILARIOUS!

Oh man, there's a website like this, though I dunno if it was mentioned here or not. My friends and I went through dozens. XDD

My personal favorite:

I have the power to lengthen my arms as long as I'd like, but they can never go back to normal size.

I can grow my fingertips, but it takes a week and they break if i scratch someone.

The ability to move faster than the speed of light, but I can't see where I am going.

I can fly, but only in an airplane.

I can communicate with nearly everyone on Earth, I just need their phone number...

I can talk to the dead, but it seems they don't talk back.

I'm the best at stealthiness but only when somebody is watching me.

I can cut anything, but only if I have a sword

I can sit down 0.5 seconds faster than anyone else on Earth.

I can remember everthing, but I can only recall these menories for a day or so after they happened..

I can bring toys to life, but only if they're irreparably broken.

I can breathe fire, but only if I'm under water.

I can make a gallon of guacamole out of 1 avocado.

I can shoot bacon from my eyes.... I'm a vegetarian.

Mm, bacon.

I can distinguish three shades of blue where a normal human would see only one.

I can send Microscopic army's to war.

i can solve any math problem easily but i must have a calculator

OMG that's totally me!!! lol

I'm like a human magnet but I can only use it when I'm no where near metal.

I can erase labels off food containers in the grocery store. With my mind, even.

i can speak to fish, but only when theyre out of the water >.>

I can make a breeze blow, but only during a hurricane.

I can intuit anyone's name, but only if I never meet them.

I have x-Ray vision, but I'm blind.

I can unerringly pick the candidate who should've won.