:o oh noez my pudding!
... o-o ...*now has nothing but this enormous gummy shark for the beast*

I'd like to offer something more refined like pistachio French macaroons.

The beast likes hot cocoa cookies. But since it doesn't like people who steal its food, mdom makes it back on the enemy list. Someone enjoys to live dangerously, huh? While it doesn't care much for shrimp, the beast is sold on the condiment: spicy coconut-lime marinated shrimp, with pineapple salsa, and rum-sauce ends up in its stomach. Then the beast feasts on tasty vanilla pudding with strawberry ice cream.

It absolutely does not care whether or not someone grabs a tomato, but lets out a mighty roar as Mekatra runs away with the pudding. The beast lunges after the thief, yet stops at the sight of an enormous gummy shark. Quickly it decides to eat that one first and take down its enemy later. Pistachio French macaroons complete the beast's dinner.

New Taste

I thought the beast eats every food that contains at least one double-letter word. But when I brought some freshly baked cinnamon cookies, they just lied there in the snow until they were completely frozen. And if that wasn't enough, beast stole my lunch! A whole bento box with vegetarian fried rice. :f-sad:

Witchchylde swiftly acquires a large bamboo box of steamed mocchi buns and offers them to the Beast.

Timidly offers up a blackened tuna Belly to the beast.

Would the beast like a pineapple parfait served in a crystal glass?

The beast shakes its head at steamed mocchi buns.

It seems to like blackened tuna Belly.

But is not so fond of pineapple parfait served in a crystal glass.

Would the beast like a banana?

No, the beast does not want your banana.

Derpy enjoys the remnants of blurberry cobbler, then waddles up, pushing a heavy pot of black bean chili.

Witchchylde rustles up a mega sized order of spicy buffalo wings with blue cheese dressing and delivers it piping hot and fresh to the Beast.

*after a meeting with a few swishy fishies, I offer a sheep-sized, spicy garlic jumbo shrimp* -u- ~+

With a grumpy look on its face the beast knocks Derpy's pot of black bean chili over.

However once it sees Witchchylde approach with spicy buffalo wings with blue cheese dressing, its face lightens up. The beast devours the wings with great appetite.

Afterwards it might no longer be hungry at the moment... or well, neither interested in Merskelly's spicy garlic jumbo shrimp nor Espy's orange slice dipped in dark chocolate at least.

Derpy stands amidst the spilled chili, bawling because he thought the beast was his friend, but that was mean.
Feelings hurt, he grabs the blackened tuna Belly and runs away to befriend Pengore instead.

Alrighty, would the beast like some broccoli beef? (Granted none of it gets stolen....)

Roars and hisses follow Derpy as the tiny dragon escapes with the blackened tuna belly. With a claw the beast scratches Derpy's silhouette in the cave wall it uses to keep track of its enemies. Telling from the stone carvings, the way to get off the list again is to return with some delicious food.

Beast then returns to the deepest depths of the cave and curls up in a corner. KittyBeary's broccoli beef does not lure it back out.

uhn no idea what could it be but I'll try a key lime pie

As the beast still holds a grudge against mdom, she decides against entering the cave and simply places key lime pie near the entrance. Several hours pass, but no beast comes out of hiding to take the food.

"Mutton yesterday, mutton today, and blimey if it don't look like mutton again tomorrow," Witchchylde quotes as she hauls behind her an enormous tureen of creole jambalaya, redolent of cayenne and crayfish. Settling it inside the entrance, she wipes her brow and dries her hands on a checkered kerchief, adds a "Hoo boy, you gonna sweat from dat, I guarantee," before backing away from the cave.

Wait, shit, now *I* want jambalaya.

I want jambalaya too xD

The beast however seems to be asleep. Or away. You didn't dare to check. Anyway, it neither comes out for Espy's bread with boysenberry jam nor Witchchylde's creole jambalaya.

Making a fresh batch of buttermilk biscuits with salami.

Biomecha's buttermilk biscuits with salami might sound like an odd combination for some people, but the beast finds them absolutely delicious.

wtf lol. I don't know what the pattern is xD

would he, could he, like green eggs and ham?

MonBon's green eggs and ham remain untouched by the beast.

Wow even dr. seuss got rejected

Would the beast care for some Veggie gumbo?

:( hmmm, no shrimpies eh?..*places the spicy jumbo shrimp on a rocket and sends it off up into the cosmos saluting it* TT-TT ~+
...hmmmmmmmmmm. >:/ *taps bony cheek and thinks what could lure the beast out of the cave.* <.<; *quietly goes off and comes back with a weird glowing roast pig on a platter* /:[ *hides* ??

The beast does not care for KittyBeary's Veggie gumbo nor Merskelly Metalien's glowing roast pig on a platter. (How did you make it glow by the way? I think that's an interesting twist ^^)

I have some braised bear with pesto sauce to offer.

Clearly, it’s radioactive.

Well, if that glowing pig was sprinkled with Mendelevium, the beast would eat it. Meanwhile it munches braised bear with pesto sauce.

Witchchylde returns with a platter of fish fingers and custard with one fishstick dipped in the vanilla custard to demonstrate the proper serving.

Can I offer the beast mendelevium then?

Even with proper serving instructions the beast decides to pass on fish fingers and custard.

But it devours a probably unhealthy amount of mendelevium.

Awwh darn! :[ That pig was only dunked in some finely aged radium... ;-; not very tasty unless you like glowing organs and a lingering taste of burning merry-go-rounds.
Hmmm, will the beast accept a bag full of melty lava cookies? :)