With a veeery sharp sword. xD

And I think it's Medula? But I'm not sure ^^

With that scythe and the skills of an entire Amazon tribe

By serving me tea made with bitter walnuts (which, when heated, secrete cyanide.)

By attacking innocent elves

Trained Panda.

Hmm he would use Chuck Norris.

Something from an Edgar Allen Poe story

Lead pipe from behind.

Lol this is turning into clue,
In the Kitchen, with the Noose Because I wouldn't give him the money.

In the parlor with the candlestick! One hit, two hit, three hit- floor.

Heh, I like that idea!!

In the conservatory with the candlestick

uhhh... probably sneak up behind me and strangle me to death with your sash!! D: D:

Lol Mrs. White with her staff in the garden XD
She bash me over the head with it and then feed my body to the plants.

Ehh?? what plants!?! err... you'd probably bore me to death with your boring colors... XD and wait... Mrs??? im married!?

We're doing this like in Clue

In the Hall with the revolver

err.. wha...? whatevs. stab me over and over with your falla's wish. D:

Lol it was a joke we don't have to, And Sugar I can't believe you've never played clue or even watched the movie with Tim Curry.

She would drain my energy for the negaverse.

Make me eat broccoli XP

never played wha? movie with who?

kill me with your spikey(ish) hair.

In the bathroom with the razor from behind!

O-o... little morbid there, cronislee?
youd send your minions (get it, like, theyre mini? XD) to do it for you.

Lol cant help it, its fun ^^;.

The portal beneath her draws me near, and when I am close enough, she pushes me into it and I vanish forever.

@ Sugar: @_@ the glorious Tim Curry. His most famous role is Dr. Frankenfurter in Rocky Horror picture show. Another role is him as a desk person in Home alone 2.

He would probably push me out of the plane with out a parachute.

Pretend to be a butler and serve me food with hidden arsenic.

O-o... again cronislee!!! jeez...
tie me up with your scarf, sash AND belts and leave me in a corner to die alone...

She gags me with her scarf and forces me over an embankment.

takes his sash, ties it around my neck, ties the other half on the highest branch of the tree, and leaves me there.

He would ship me to the Arctic circle where ravenous polar bears await to devour me.

She takes me for a midnight stroll to discuss work, only when I reach the railing of the stairway she injects me with a seditive and nudges me over.

Lol an old fashion knight that he is, He probably wouldn't save me from the dragon in time.

I try to save her from the horrid fiend; but with the villan destracted she pushes me into his sword and runs like hell.

Take me to the library only to have the stacks accidentally fall on me.

Broken beer battle to the belly x.x

By denying me boobies!! You monster!!

O.O?!?!?

By doing the same to me; ultimately leading to madness and death TT_TT

Send one of his spirit minions to possess and make me do silly things, like run into oncoming traffic, dance barefoot in a bonfire and bungee jump without attaching the end cord.
... you're horrible! DX

*adjusts his tie* Its simply buisness....

She strangles me with my own tie. x_x

Damn straight I woul- I mean... me? Never!

Repeated stabbing to the eyes with a spork until the sockets and start pouring acid in.
Acid seems to be the popular weapon these days.
... who and why would you have acid in the kitchen??? >_<

Because- I think ahead ;).

she entices me and lures me to a hidden location where, using an unknown blunt object, beat me to death.