Granted, but it shrinks to doll size in the wash so you can't wear it.

I wish I could understand Lost. xD

Granted, but it turned out to be an alien and eats your skin

I wish I knew why my life counter was above my head

Granted, but then it falls and kills you.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

Granted, but then you get into a serious chicken-related accident and lose your memory, including the meaning of life.

I wish my scanner worked better.

Granted, but it can only scan your X-Ray.

Tori wish to have the newest Black and White Pokemon version.

Granted, but you draw all over your face.
I wish I can play Pokemon Black on my DS right now D=

You find it, but no one else is interested in it and it never kicks off.


I wish I had perfect vision.

Granted, but it's only temporary. And you are more tire than ever later on.

I wish I can play Piano like a prof instantly.

Granted, but then you get kicked off immediately after.

I wish I wasn't so full.

Granted, now you can never feel full again.

I wish I didn't have so much reading to do.

Granted, but now the library haunts your dreams.

I wish my pants would fix themselves.

Granted, but now they go crazy and start fixing everything else.

I wish I could find a decent job.

Granted, but it pays in peanuts.

I wish freeways around here weren't so filled with traffic.

Granted, they are now filled with rain water instead.

I wish it was easier to get into grad school.

Granted, but it will be impossible to get out.

I wish the banging next door would stop.

Granted, instead you hear opera singing.

I wish I didn't always break my figurines.

I like opera.

Granted, but they break you instead.

I wish I had time for a nap.

Lol, darn I didn't probably corrupt a wish...I am a terrible genie XD

Granted, but you sleep for twenty years.

I wish I had the money to go on a trip.

Granted, but you have no access to it.

I wish I was finished knitting my scarf.

Granted, but you do it quickly and it gets knotted.

I wish I could buy more music.

Granted, but the music comes alive and kills you.
I wish my DS will never die so I can play Pokemon White forever <3

Granted, but you are not able to go past your current level on the Pokemon game.

I wish I had something more delicious to eat than just potatoes and chile.

Granted, but then it was nothing! =O

You have no wish!

Whatever it might be, it has been corrupted :P

I wish there were better fantasy television shows out there in the world of television.

Granted, but then there was no good serious type shows or scientific shows out there anymore.

I wish for something to wish for.

Granted, but you wished for a monster that came alive and ate you.

I wish for tickets to the Aquabats concert.

Granted, but you accidentally put them through the wash on the day of the concert and can't go.

I wish I was hungry so that I could eat dinner. It's my favorite dinner tonight. xD;;

Granted, but there wasn't any colors you liked.

(I keep forgetting xDDDDDD sorry..)

Granted, but it was a skinned fish.. Sorry.. *burp*
I wish I can stop forgetting to wish.

Granted, however, your wish will only come true when the wish was forgotten.
I wish I didn't have a bunk bed.

Granted, your top bunk supports break and fall on the bunk below.

I wish I could donate :(

Granted, but all of the donation items will disappear.

I wish my dog wouldn't sneeze on me.

Granted but now he slobbers on you
I wish I could hold the rainbow

Eww...

Granted, but it's extremely heavy.

I wish Target had my sweet tea.