I want to burn a real log. Though better not in here. It would be a shame if something happened to the bar. The place with booze and snacks has officially been declared sacred.

Plus the dilemma of donut vs. cold contains more suspense than half of today's TV shows combined. *grabs popcorn to watch it unfold*

^~^ That is true, though the ice bar is cold, it serves up warmth to contrast perfectly! *shivers and gulps down water* <u<; I'm a little shy to drink however, I think I'll just stay bundled up and watch the donuts crystalize, huhu.~

<You could. I'd prefer if you don't.>

<I've dug a pit outside; could probably burn one there without melting the rest of the bar.>

Also, when you're actually inside an igloo-type structure, it's not as cold inside as it is outside; there's no windchill. Someone once built an igloo in the middle of campus and it was surprisingly almost-cozy.

:} yup, it's protecting against the cold windy outside and also insulates tha heat inside. That igloo sounds awesome tho. >n< why can't my campus do anything like that? *rubs arms*

Derpy shoves one paw out to grab the donut. Upon discovering that it isn't as cold as he thought, he sheds one layer of blanket, making it much easier to eat.

Thank you!
*trods outside to set some stuff aflame in the pit*

whaaat then I'm gonna go outside
I want real cold!!!

*stays inside and plants empty glass on bar top* <:] Mmmmaybe just one watermelon slush with vodka please?

^-^ oh thanks, but no thanks. I'm not a real candy kind of gal.
*takes a look at drink* 0.0 ooooOOoo. It looks nice! :D Thanks. *stirs it a little before taking a sip* -w-

<I meant popsicles.>

You ever had strawberry vodka? It’s really good.

*rushes back in*
...someone mentioned popsicles? ^^

-Slinks into the bar, and sits on one of the stools, considering what to order-

^-^; I've had strawberry daiquiris...with vodka. It was good. Though it's probably not the same.

@Ari
May I suggest the daily special - Hot Pants

<They're all stuck in the walls; just pull one out.>

I've actually never had a strawberry daiquiri before. Which is odd, considering how much I like strawberry stuff.

<Neither have I.>

You don't have a mouth.

<Of all the things you decided to exclude in my character design, why did it have to be a mouth and a voice box?>