That thing on it's head will detach and suck all the life out of me in a horrific fashion vaguely reminiscent of a metroid.

He's hiding the off switch to my current Avi...

Slowly, bloody, and painfully . _ .

A "baptism"

EDIT: Thinking of Bioshock

strangled by the pink fabric

*blows me up with the fireworks*

With one swift motion he launched the skull in to the air. It soared through the storm, turning and spinning. It reached the height of its arc and spiraled downward, colliding with the one weakness of the Dread Moose: Its giant glowing eye.

Either that or claws, who is to really say what tools a killer prefers?

He'd summon a swarm of insects from beneath his robes to consume me.

You see those tied off silk sleeves? Those aren't hands under there...

OMG WHAT ARE THEY?! -flails-

Anywho he'd kill me by suffocating me with that tulip.

Kenai is hiding a large number of deadly devices under the robe...

....Send the horse minion to rip my entrails out.

hhmm now Lawtan reminds me of Odin.

Crazy violent mosh pit party -___-

I actually tend to stay away from the mosh pit...

Sending a suffocating swarm of carnivorous butterflies o.o;;;

;_; I've never even been close to a Mosh Pit (We have Rap and Country...)

Espy...kill meeee....

(The above statement is for comedic purposes only)

I can't see you getting anywhere close to a mosh pit >.>

Uh....toss the skull at me, which turns out to be an otherworldly grenade...