To preserve the funk after it's been worn?

Well, after it's been worn it goes straight to wash!!

But that's what I'm referring to, it's not the sort of thing that can go straight to wash. It'd have to be done professionally it seems? I've never dealt with sequins to know.

uh
my mom washed in the washing machine my dress xD
must not be the recommended, but it worked

Hmm, since there's so many types maybe some are more rugged. Especially since they are so popular in the kids section. All the more reason to get some to experiment with.

My mom brought a sweater/shirt to dry cleaning, and they really, really fucked it up, and then tried to put the blame on my mom by saying she'd brought it in already ruined and was trying to pin it on them.

Arse bastards.

kick their shins, Espy!!!

That sucks. I guess finding dry cleaners would be like finding someone who cuts hair well. You'd have to be able to trust them.

what to do when you only trust your mom to cut your hair

Is she the only to have ever cut your hair?

The shave was at a salon, bc my mom wouldn't do it xD

I thought you had shaved your own head. She can still dye your fuzz.

I don't have a machine to do that. I mean, I think my dad's beard shaving machine wouldn't work... or I'd cut myself |D

It's better to have a pro do it anyway, because a nice fade can make a difference with shorn hair.

yeah and if I did anything wrong then I'd have to go bald and I'm not ready for that

You could paint your head if it happens. Or glitter-fy it. And start a new trend.