Them arm blades.

They'd pelt me with packages filled with coal...
Nooooooo......

With the cold....

Dat bigass sword.

one of those boxes might contain a portal into space... yeah... suffocation is the way to go

Hand-to-hand combat after losing the sword.

Order Max shift into ferocious, friend defending beast.

If a lightening bolt didn't do it they'd finish the job with that staff...

Death by winged Steampunk!

the little pup would gnaw me to death

With le icy death glare... T'would freeze me to death...

*Death by ribbon-pretties*

Strangle me with his hair...

Strangled with a sandal strap. Velcro holds together so well!

Those animals may look all sweet and adorable, but they're vicious! *flees in vain*