Would they be called coodles? Cactoodles?

I keep making the same avatars, though.

That head combo is new!!!

It'd be called desert noodle

You might give people false hope when you say it out loud.

what no
isn't it DEsert for the cactus and deSSERt for the food?

Yeah, but in the context of food people might think they heard dessert even if the pronunciation is slightly different.

hungry people!!

speaking of which, I'm also hungry. for lunch

What are you having...or did have?

uh what did I have yesterday

ham, I think

bleeeeek! don't say ham around me. yuck

Heh, I'm not a fan either. Which means humans probably wouldn't be appetizing either.

mm, humans are more bacon than ham. different parts so different flavors

Is it similar enough, that the local bar-b-que joint could pass it off as not-human? I've got some things to...dispose of.

just keep in mind there may be a processing fee!

Humans would be more like chicken
since everything tastes like chicken

It's frequently compared to pork, probably by people who haven't tried it. Maybe it's a little bit of everything.

Nice alien avatar, Bio
I'm stealing my sister's laptop for now
tomorrow will be a busy day