He'd plug his USB drive into me, shocking me to death as he saved my soul onto it.

A travelling exorcist mistakes my beastly appearance and sad eyes as a man cursed instead of just a sad creature native to these wintry lands. She attempts to "cure" me by purifying the "taint" in me. doesn't go over well since it is only me and so I fall over dead. YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PERSON. D=<

(not really to you Nightmare. You're awesomer than applesauce)

He's far too nice to do anything - what actually happened was that he beat me out for a job, and went so far as to add me on Facebook and wish me luck in the future. However, I was already at the end of my rope, took the defeat badly, and ended up drinking my way to death two years later. Sore-loserness claims another victim.

@Nightmare: that was a good one.

She'd cast some sort of binding spell then stab me with her dagger, finally showing me her eyes and as I die, the last things I see are the horrors of the world...

(Noes, cruel. ;.; )

She'd figure out Espy's element (fire, as if that wasn't obvious) and kill her by pulling her to the bottom of the ocean, where she died from both the lack of oxygen and the pressure.

Epsy would kill me with a powerful earth-shaking kamehame move and obliterate me.

(Ouch.)

Seduce me into a vulnerable state, and then either a) strangle me b) drug me or c) utilize a household item, like a pair of scissors or some other creative method.

He'd just beat me to death with his killer USB-Stick. :(

She would be District Administrator in charge of section in a future dystopia, and sign my death warrant for jaywalking. (So mean!)

She'll fling her ax at me. When that misses, she'll resort on breaking me mentally with her mindpowers and render me a vegetable. o u o

Run me over in her car.

Impale his axe into my head.

Rip me apart like a good demon would.

Hit me over the head with the USB sword/club O.o;

Smother me in her cloak.

stab me in the eye sockets with the blades

Slit my throat with that efficient looking blade.

While I'm out at a lake one day, she'll come down for the sky and grab me from behind, shoving my head into the water and letting me drown to death. ouo

Tell me some creepy prophecy about my death that will come true a mere few seconds later. D:

Strangle me with her Guise of Souls! X.x

Recite some age-old powerful (and unavoidable) magic that completely obliterates my soul. Ouch.

Save my soul with her USB swords, still.

Crazy awesome Khopesh stabbing. But very careful to not stain.

She looks innocent, but likes to inject people with electric blue cleaning fluid.

Slice me into pieces with that axe.

oh new hair stlye! I wonder what else is different....well while i"m observing the changes in the appearance of my old aquaintance she kills me with those claws because sadly I have a bounty on my head.

He would knock me unconscious by throwing that book at my head and then tie the belt around my neck really tight. O_o

She would use her sparkly dust to knock me unconscious, then fly me high into the sky and drop me over some unforgiving concrete somewhere.

With those sharp, pointy horns.

Probably kill me some way or another with concealed weapon. :(

Tear off the lower half of your dress and reveal a proficiency in lethal martial arts by demonstrating how far my head can fly.

There would be a face off. Magic vs. technology. Lore was more efficient than my fancy casting a flourishing attacks. A single swipe and all my energy was absorbed into his sword.

Stab me and throw me in a lake.

Do some dark Voodoo magic on me making me die a slow, painful death. O____o

me and her we're like matter and anti-matter. One contact and KABOOOM

Magic spear to bind,
Teeth to disassemble.

Choke me to death then slice me up with that fighting fan.

Scarf would latch on to me
and I'd drown in the blackness.