Granted, but it's poisoned and you get very very sick.

I wish my history class was more interesting. . _.

Granted, but to do so it brought you back in history right into the middle of the civil war.... Run for your life!

I wish it was January already.

Granted, but it would be negative 12 every day and 3 feet of snow.

I wish pokemon were real.

Granted, But Charmander doesn't like your griffin plushies so he caught them on fire.

I Kira would come back so I can poke him.

granted but i poked you 1st =3 and your glass picnic set
i wish i wasn't sick

Granted, but then you're on medicine foreverrrrrr.

I wish I had more tea.

Granted, but then I drank it Cause I love tea ^^

I wish I had another pizza.

Granted but then I ate it cause I love pizza.

I wish it was warmer.

granted but now it's too hot
i wish i had ANOTHER licence(that doesn't get eaten!! or have my face turn invisible!!)

Granted but then I ate it because I love licenses. (o.O) I had to follow the trend.

I wish I had a sane dog that wouldn't eat stuffed animals

granted but now he eats real ones
i wish i had my puppy back =3 (see posts from earlier today)

Granted, but now your dog has to fill the gap in his life from eating the stuffed animals and now converts himself into a sock eater


Granted , But then I run away because I don't want to be a puppy anymore


I wish I had a pie.

HE EATS SOCKS TOO!!! D:

Granted but it's filled with dirt.

I wish I had something to do...

*Throws dirt filled pie at Kira*

Granted, But... Well what that something is is not suitable for young viewers so you were locked away in a closet to live the rest of your life.
O.o

I wish I knew why the cat was playing with my shoe.

o.0 -has dirt all over face-
granted but it's not something you wanna know
i wish people would find something else to do to my none existent license other then have it eaten

Granted, so I sit on it.

I wish I could stop listening to this song, its addicting.

(what song?)
granted but another addicting song plays
i wish dinner was done

Daft Punk - Technologic
And you were right im now listening to Breaking Benjamin hehe

Granted, but it tastes funky

I wish, that.... I had some cashews

Granted but there invisible so you can't find them =3
i wish i had a new camera(again >=3)

Granted, but you trip over the invisible cashews and break it

I wish I had some marshmallows

granted but there super tiny >=3
i wish i was in anime

(I love those super tiny marshmallows, like the ones you get in hot chocolate!!!)

Granted, But you're only in the background and people only see your hand

I wish my dinner was here already

Granted but you have to share it
i wish for it to be Friday night already

Granted, But now you have nothing to do

I wish I could stop singing to this song.

granted but you only stop long enough to laugh and then start again =D
(and i'll find something to do >=3)
i wish i had a bigger tv

(Fridays are like my mondays.. never anything to do.. Maybe I will take my cousin out for her birthday)

Granted But it was so big that it fell through the floor and broke.

I wish I could figure out why Oblivion doesn't work on my computer.

granted but when you tried fix the problem it just got worse
i wish my bro learned how to cook better

granted but you need to be a chef 1st


i wish i can be an accountant someday

Granted, but you were so bad no one wanted you.

I wish I had my own cereal called Illusion O's with small Mr. Tweetum shaped marshmellows!

Granted but I eat it all!

I wish I had time to watch a movie before class

Granted but you never wake up.

I wish I wasn't in school right now.

granted but you wont be awake for 5 days

i wish my bestfriend accept my sorry T_T

Granted but now she believes/accepts everything you say.

I wish for DADT to be repealed~

Granted but you spontaneously combust.

I wish it would rain...

Granted, but then it turns into hail the size of small dogs and crashes down on everything

I wish it would stop raining..
XD

Granted, but then there's a drought and you get attacked by and angry mob for wishing the rain away.

I wish I could make anime characters come to life.

Granted but then they kill you. DD:

I wish had cereal right now.

Granted, but someone poured milk on it before you got there and now its soggy

I wish I could do a hand stand.