:[ ooh? That makes sense I suppose. :] Scientists love jars. Pickles live in jars. Evict the pickles, gain the jar. Use jar for science. -u- Or for smashing. Jars are lovely.

brains belong in jars too.

Hmmmmmmmmmmbraiiiiiiinnns... -w- yes. *nodnodnod* Brains must be kept healthy and safe and fed...in their jar. x}

apparently blades of grass can be used to make a cheap, shitty-sounding kazoo, but i've never been able to try that.

o-o huh!
no kidding! Odd fact, but interesting.

The last time I even touched grass was...*tries to recall*...maybe middle school...
:{ damn. I guess it's been a while. I always got itchy playing in grass as a kid.

sounds like an allergy.

Perhaps so. :/

I sensed a 'disturbance in the force' >~>; Which is code for, "minor tremors coming from my uterus, I think my period is about to start soon...". It sucks and for the past two months it's been especially devastating. So, I'm usually a ded fish for 2-2 1/2 days. <x'{ Ughh...and I can't eat anything I'm craving either because it makes it worse. :[ Needless to say. I'm not thrilled about it. *shrugs in pond*

So I need to get my mind off of it when it arrives. <:}
Anybody got any jokes?? Or pretty pictures? Or random recommendations? Or questions? ^u^; *hiccurps a green bubble*

Derpy waddles in, gently guiding a little unicorn.
"Wanna play wif my unipony? Will that help?"

Survivor series? Something like The 100 or Bear Grylls. Alternatively, old Disney movies.

Also https://www.boredart.com/2016/10/ref...otography.html

;w; Ah!~ *squees almost sobbing* Derpy your unipony is so sweet and adorable! <3 It look like a marshmallows! Don't let me near it! <x'3 <3 So cute!!~ *smooshes face* Imma cry! ;o; Did your mama get that pony for you?

Oh!! 0.0 VERY Nice fish pics DbM! :o Such colorful moody boys...*stares at the bettas and pretty ocean fish also the shark* also some familiar ones. :] Thanks!
I wish I could watch an old Disney movie without breaking into tears when I have my childhood nostalgia triggered. <x} But, eh! Sometimes ya need a good cry. :] I'm not much of a reality tv show person, tho The 100 sounds pretty cool. :d I have a lot of TV series and movies saved on my Netflix that I haven't even touched yet. x'} I really should watch some of them hehe..

Derpy gives his unicorn a hug before letting it wander away. "Be a good pony and go hone pwease!" He then turns back to Merskelly. "No, he was a pwesent from Kittybeary!" At the mention of Disney he gets excited, "ooh! I wanna watch Dibney movies pwease!?!"

Your title already fits, Derpy ^^

Yep Merskelly.... I stumbled across those fish pics and instantly thought about you. Wanted to post them earlier, but then completely forgot about it. Some fish can be so amazing!

I love fish. -w- and birds. birbies. <3
Some Didney movies too. *hugs tummy* I saw Princess and the Frog yesterday. <3
But birbs. <x} They make me smile. Loogit this one. Boop! Score!

http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/me...ejEA/giphy.gif

Fish and birds! :3

I think the NBA should hire a bird or two. Would spice up games.