Granted, but nothing like you dreamed of and you hate it.

I wish my boss would make up her mind about what days I work.

wish granted...


i wish i have no classes on saturday

Granted, but you forgot how to speak english.

I wish I didn't feel pain.

granted but you need to take painkillers xD


i wish i own a mcbook

granted... but it broke...

i wish for some smores!

granted but someone gets it..


i wish i own anka set

Granted, but you found out it was obtained illegally and it was traded back to the proper owner.

I wish I can go see the dentist..

Granted, but it's the psycho sadistic dentist from "Little Shop of Horrors"

I wish for a triple rainbow X3

Granted, but the dog ate it all.

I wish I could dance.

Granted, but it's cold and a day old.

I wish I didn't have to go to my second job. X(

but if you dont then you have only 1 job...

I wish school was over now

Granted, but you never finished school.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

But if you weren't tired you couldn't fall asleep tonight

I wish i had pepsi