Some kind of mischievous fox magic, I'd guess.

strange alien virus contracted through the skin

slips down a huge flight of stairs

trick me close with there awesomness and than place a curse on me in which i would die in three days and they can escape.

With an angel's blade; probably with magic, too.

In trying to help me, accidentally causes me to fall down sixteen flights of steps, roll across a street in rush hour traffic, and into a large crowd of holiday shoppers.

In my coffin, the tread of someone shoeprint still across my forehead.

rhey would turn into a reverse wearwolf at the new moon and slice open and eat my intestines

She would slice my body apart with a sword and leave my body to the Vultures. ;~;

Feed me to her shadow ghost. D:

ack. it feels like a vampire nun.

she's gonna stone me to death!!!

Those claws ; A; I'd be skinned and then dead meat because I took the last piece of bacon. </3

I think she'd hypnotize me with her green eyes first. Then, when I'm rendered helpless, she'll strangle me with her tail. :x

Strike with the staff, or cast a bit of magic to strangle/suffocate me to death.

burn me to death