I am the manry-est of men!

Oh yush thanks! *Puts oranges in it* Now I can give these Oranges a place to stay. :P

People need to get onnnlinee~
This site may not be that ... active? ... but I don't give up easy. XP
Talk, people, talk. ;~; I'll even help you. XD
Yeah. o.o...
/sitting here drumming pencil on desk annoyingly

Kibbers, Jibbers, Jabbers, Kabbers.

KAAAAATTTTT

Kibbers, Jibbers, Jabbers, Kabbers.

KAAAAATTTTT

@ Lawman ;
Cadavers.
Spooky~

You has kat?

I actually have 2 cats.

Kitties are ok. They tend to leave scratch marks that almost-bleed on me.
So. Kitties are like. Number... 3 on my pets list.
I like Dogs and Bunnies. x3

Err, bunnies do that too...
Bats
Birds
Cats
Dogs
Horses
Turtles
Hedgehogs
Bunnies
Fish

But. but.. bunnies arn't supposed to have clawwws.
/breaks down crying
Wait. horses? how the ;askjd is a horse supposed to scratch you. XD
If a horse is scratching you , you're doing something wrong. XD

Oh, I wasn't making a scratch list - I was making an "animals I've encountered list"
Sorry.
Horse hooves can scrape (like your leg sliding against gravel...not fun)

Ohhh .
I've never encountered a horse but I've seen one. O:
Idk if I wanna ride the winds on one or not. XD

Physical interests:
Sailing, Horseback Riding, Smithing, Archery, Swordplay, Swimming, Hiking, Hand Gliding and Martial Arts.
(I said interests - my ability to do these is somewhat limited...and experience moreso)

Lmao. XD
Archery, Swordplay, and hiking sound interesting. owo
Idk how good I am with a bow but I bet nobody wants to find out. XD

I am actually having an issue where the bow is actually causing several of my arrows to break ;_;

@ Lawman ;
Do you have a bow at home or access to one currently? 0-0

Yes. It was a dear gift to me. (Still is)
Cherokee-made longbow.

Wow that sounds badarse. x3
A real life bow. O-O -shiny eyes-

*Sneaks in, tosses oranges about*

Shh I'm scaring away the clown, tangelos mess with their equilibrium.

-Sucks in all the oranges with a vacuum-like machine to eat later- owo

YOU FOOL! THE CLOWNS WILL DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!.....

-imagines they're grenade oranges from Donkey Kong 64- NOOOOOOOOOO! D=

O_o; Well in that case.
-spitting them back out with the machine like a machine gun-

Get all clowns! -trilling battle cry-

Destroy all humans!
/never played that game besides a demo XD

YOU FIEND. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!? THEY"RE COMING THE CLOWNS AR E COMING NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I can imagine what your nightmares are like. O-o;
-hides somewhere- XD

My nightmares are weird even my regular dreams are weird. But I hate my nightmares they're scary and never make sense more so then my regular dreams. OmO Basically if I get a nightmare I'll never sleep

My nightmares tend to be weird too. Dx
Well all my dreams tend to be weird. XD
/is weirdo

Speaking of dreams I had an interesting one where people lived their lives in a virtual world. Some hick that fancied himself a "pastor" went and created one with his wife, daught, and three sons. It was some mish-mash of christian virtues and a bunch of other cult-like crap. And I am Christian myself so I hope no one takes personal offense to the dream.

While in it however I was quite offended by this man's "teachings". It got worse as he massed more people, then everyone violently turned on me but I couldn't escape the world for some reason. Skipping over longer details I found allies in his children and a few of their friends. I don't know about the daughter but turns out all his sons were gay. Go figure xD I was bait so they could escape their father. And in order to leave I drowned myself so the server was forced to "kick" me out so I wouldn't die.

The next part of the dream took place in space, on my personal ship near a space station housing a portal. Oh and I was in the shower eating honey ham. xD

o-o' sounds like you mightve watched too much supernatural or something idk.
But.
in the shower with honey ham~
thats gunna bewilder all dreamtellers everywhere. xd

I've only seen one episode of Supernatural and I don't even remember it well. Something about a scarecrow. Anyway it probably has more to do with a personal fear in real life.

Yeaaaah lately I been hungrier than usual. So a lot of my dreams either involve eating or there is food present. Also toilets cause I have to pee and stuff.

I think I saw that recently. XD
Hmm probably. Dx

xD So I see.

I had a dream where it was movie styled and there were these teenagers in the forest. They had flash lights and stuff and like they went into this house maybe to look for something or someone. And then it cuts to me being in first person. I go into one of the rooms the door looks like a front door with glass on the side to see who's at the door. So I go in and it's a baby's room. The room was kinda dark and creepy. The room was red but it had baby toys in it. So I look over into the cradle and the baby wasn't in there. Suddenly I hear the other teen screaming like "lauren! behind hind you!" And "Look out." So I turn around but I fall to the ground. Then I open my eyes and I see this baby looking down at me. The baby's eyes with like black and it looked so menancingly. The baby says in this deep manly voice. "Demon seed" and then I wake up.

Btw my name is not Lauren.

Sooo you've been watching a few horror movies? o-o;

Actually i don't watch horror movies. And dreams like that is why I don't watch horror movies. This dream was just spawned out of my imagination.

So it seems you're screwed if you do and screwed if you don't. XD
Question is, if you should watch the movies since you're having nightmares anyway~
But who knows if they'd affect them and make the nightmares worse or nothing would happen o.o

:O Quite the detailed dream, there.

I rarely remember my dreams, and even then, only brief images or impressions of them.

I only remember a select few from my younger years. XD
But mostly I tend to remember them when I wake up and for most of that day.
But past that, I forget them. XD

I remember remembering! But it usually goes away after an hour or so.