Granted, you have balance but only in a full on sprint.

I wish I had some heat.

Granted, but now it's 100F every day.

I wish my body wasn't hurting

Granted, but instead of hurting it will just randomly give out.

I wish Yellowstone would calm it's tits.

Granted, but now uhh another park is freaking out.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted but you can't spend it on anything.

I wish for my own personal rocket ship.

Granted, but it doesn't work.
I wish I was mentally stable.

Granted, but now you're financially unstable.

I wish raisins didn't exist

Granted, but human jerky is now a thing

I wish I could be as fab as mdom

Granted but you can never have a stuffed animal again.

I wish I had some fresh beats to listen to.

Granted, but you can only hear them at 150db

I wish it wasn't so late

Granted but now it's fall again already.

I wish I had a personal assistant.

Granted, but she's incompetent as hell
I wish I could pay my back rent

Granted, but now no grocery money left

I wish I knew how to read sheet music

Granted, but now you don't know how to read words.
I wish I had a yogurt.

Granted but it has been out of the fridge for a day.

I wish that I had a truck.

Granted, but its neon orange with a huge confederate flag painted on.
I wish I could sleep through the night