I missed everyone .-.

I find that when I have such problems, a laser sight usually helps considerably. Though, as a consummate professional, long gone are the days where I would commonly miss a target.

No one is on, and I missed Rose. Dx

Apologies for any misunderstandings. I was merely joking about possible alternate meanings for the word "to miss", such as "To fail to hit one's target, especially with a projectile weapon". Although, while I do rely on my blunderbuss occasionally for some jobs, I generally prefer edged weapons, which can provide a quick, clean kill if utilized correctly. Naturally, the swordcane is my weapon of choice, as swordcanes have more class than community college.

X'D omg xy
Pffffft <3

So im home now. Last night was intense

What happened, pray tell? Might there be a situation that I could resolve with my... talents?

Nah we just had tons of fun
I ran into a friend I haven't seen in forever and we invited him over
Then after he left me jess and another person all slept together.
It was wonderful
Also apparently I talked in my sleep again.Yay.

Pretty happy I made a new friend c:

As a gentleman, I am doing my level best to not dwell on this for too long.

Well I probably shouldn't mention any more about it.

Well, if that's all, I suppose I've naught to do but slip back to the shadows, to once again ply my trade on those few unfortunate enough to be marked as my quarry.

I missed, The Asami. I ,... *facedesk*

Sometimes, when your target eludes you, it's best to patiently wait, lurking in the shadows, watching an area to which you are confident you they return. Then, when you have them in your sights, and no others are present to interfere... that is when you make your move.

X'D I don't even want to know what xy does in real life.
Im too scared to even ask

He is a Gentleman ofcourse.. x3

*pokes at asami* HAI THAR :D

I see a lurking rose ouo

~snugs everyone~ o3o

i lurk everywhere shh

Nothing so exciting as what I do on the internet, or at least what I claim to do on the internet. Mostly just doing math, playing games, and writing, I guess. And dealing with the police from time to time, but could you please keep that on the DL?

Sounds like a good time.
Though you may be lying to me

*pokes at the asami* ouo Rose wont give me luffs :C

I deal with selling stuff that you aren't suppose to be selling >w> no not drugs x'D .... but yeah shh on that as well

Yeah, Templar armor and lyrium /shot

~dies~ omg .. xD you have no idea... how hard i laughed at that

Haha, I couldn't resist.. It was just to perfect. xD

x'D it was ... omg im still laughing at it.

You? I was cracking up typing it! xD

Im sure that was perfect timing and everyone else is like what are those two on lol

xD Yea, I am pretty sure we are getting the "wtf" look from people reading this.

its ok .. it was one of those priceless moments. xD Though i dont think the character would laugh as hard

It was just perfect timing xD

I admit to wondering what substance exactly the pair of you might be under the influence of.

And surely you know that a gentleman would never tell lies. Unless, of course, doing so was necessary to protect an innocent? Is that currently the case? I am not at liberty to say.

We are under the influence of lyrium. ouo

I: //backs away slowly while listening to blue (da Ba dee)

I'm blue da ba dee da ba di da ba dee ba ba di!

Yo listen up here is a story about a little guy that lives in a blue world <3

Love that song

im under the influence of a lot of things xD ... its called life.

Feel so FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Got to be FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PleeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeEEEEeaaaaaase

Don't wake me from the dream

It's really everything it seems!

Oh? Different "Blue"? OK. Never mind, then.

//snuggles rose
Hows you today <3

OMG XY WHY DO YOU CRACK ME UP SO MUCH.
I CANT STOP LAUGHING

I am going to go make a rp post, before Melissa and Volke both murder me.. xD

Don't let people kill you qwq

Do you know the Blue to which I refer, Asa? Because it is a damned good song.