Pay a couple dollars, I think.

When did you last have a chocolate bar.

last night..or this morning? it was 4am hahA

when was the last time you washed your belly button?

the last time I took a shower!! Don't people wash them every time they wash everything else!!

What's your opinion on looking through some acquaintance's whole social media?

It's fine so long as you don't become a stalker that can be the only one to have them and their attention?

How have you been?

"fine, thank you.

how about you?"

...-flops around like a dying fish-

...How would you define a "stalker" on social media?

Someone who views everything from the targets social media/s and everything their friends have ever posted in conjunction with the person, and wants the target entirely for themselves and is a creep from mc creepville?

Is someone getting stalked around here or just wants to know if they crossed the line? cuz this is the second question about stalking.

...not that i know of...

What do you think about avatar site drama (that's not gaia)?

I've never seen any drama on any avatar site. I think I might be in a bubble or it's nonexistent?

Do you empty out your vehicle before it gets worked on by a garage or just leave your stuff in it?

they implode before anyone new can join tbh.

empty ofc. trust no b

do you pour cereal then milk? or milk then cereal?

milk then cereal. No sogginess pls


Do you know anyone who walks with a cane?

ya

have you tried putting lime in the coconut and shaking it all up?

No, as a kid I wanted to, until i learned how much I cannot stand anything coconut.

What's your favorite 'idgaf' song?

"I Don't Fuck With You" by Big Sean. It's also one of my guilty pleasures; feels weird as a punk/metalhead listening to rap lol
Do you have a dream? (If so, what?)

(I like that song too and it doesn't fit into my normal music genre lol) Ah, I used to have a dream of becoming a great digital manga artist and got very far after years of work/practice, but then I got nerve damage and can't really use my left arm to draw anymore. So, I don't really have a replacement dream yet.

Do you have a bucket list? And what's the hardest thing on it?

hardest object in my list would be a diamond ring, my seppukku note, or convincing frito-lay to bring back 3D doritos

So there's a trolley headed down a set of tracks towards five people...What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?