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Granted, but you become blind from its magnificence.
I wish for more oars. |
Granted but now all you have is oars.
I wish I was still sleeping |
granted, but the sleep is eternal
i wish i could cook the perfect souffle |
Granted, but it's gonna cost 100k!!
I wish my nipple didn't hurt |
granted but now your butt does
i wish my computer had faster processors |
Granted, but now the keyboard only lets you type Qs
I wish I didn't have to do these training videos. |
Granted, but now you're thrown to the wolves without any idea what the heck you're doing.
I wish these nicotine patches were stickier. |
Granted, but now they're so sticky that they never come off.
I wish it was time to clock out and go home. |
Granted, but since you clocked out earlier you receive less money!
I wish my hormones didn't want to kill me. |
Granted, but now your hormones make you want to kill other people. (That might already happen though, I dunno)
I wish I could dye my hair green. |
Whoops, granted, but it ends up dyeing everything green. Permanently. (On the bright side, literal green thumb.)
I wish I had even more varieties of tea at home. |
Granted, but now you won't ever drink pure water again, only tea!!
I wish I didn't have to take the trash tomorrow. |
Pfft, you think that's a problem? I loathe drinking plain water.
Granted. Buuuut the smell lingers. And lingers. And lingers yet. You cannot rid the house of the trash odor. I wish I didn't have an artists' block. |
Never again will writer's block bother you, but you must include obnoxiously obvious product placement for Coca-Cola in everything you write.
I wish my back didn't hurt. |
Granted, but now you have no back, you just slither way like a snake! A rainbow snake!!
I wish the doctor was free tomorrow and not a week away <.< |
Granted, but you must wait in the waiting room for several hours with nothing but old magazines for entertainment.
I wish I could just teleport home tomorrow. |
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