*Crys* I wont use the chicken now!

Granted, But your allergic to it.

oh dears =O

Oops I didn't type my wish XD

I wish I could find my glasses

Granted but the penguin ate them
i wish i could swim

Granted, but you learned because I pushed you into the middle of the ocean

I wish I could skip backwards.

=O
granted but after a while you can't go forward
i wish i knew if anyone was watching us go back and forth XD

Granted, but everyone who was watching died of laughter and confusion

I wish I my magical spork to poke people with.

Spork!!
granted but it's magic swears off after a while
i wish my lunch would get done faster

A spork is a spork, I can still spork people with it! hehe

Granted, But in all the haste it gets under cooked.

I wish I didn't just burn my tongue on hot tea...
*Sniff*

granted but you still burned it on something else
i wish i could turn invisible >>Like this =D<<

Granted, but I can still see you

I wish I could steal your pants.

granted but they're invisible so you don't know if they're your or mine
i my puppy was a wolf =D

*Steals pants and wears them on my head*

Granted, but he ran away to live with another pack of wolves

I wish I was a puppy!

Granted but i didn't know it was you and you replaced my puppy that ran away
i wish school wasn't so stressful

Granted, But then everything else is stressful

I wish the cat would stop attacking my foot

granted but it starts attacking your glass picnic set
i wish some of the stuffed animals in my room came to life

Granted, but the cat started to attack them when they tried to ignore you and play with the glass picnic set.

I wish I knew how to spell Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

>.> you just did

Granted, but now make a wish XD

I wish that these invisible pants on my head were rainbow colored !

granted but only i see them as such >=3
i wish i had candy =D

Granted, but it was expired and gave you a stomach ache

I wish I had some caramel.
*Runs around looking for some*

granted -plays caramell dansen- =3
i wish there was something better on TV

XD

Granted, But its porn, you get caught by your parents, and they never treat you the same afterwards.

I wish I could get my butt off this chair and make a grilled cheese sandwich


(on that note I will return in like 10 minutes with one ^^)

Granted but you took FOREVER X3
i wish i had your sandwich >=3

It should have been. Granted, but you set off the fire alarm..
Because I just did.. O.o

Granted, but its burnt

I wish My head didn't hurt.

aww -pats your head-
granted but it'll hurt later
i wish i could pick what movie to watch

Granted, but I have to watch it with you.

I wish I didn't burn my sandwhich. or run around like an idiot when I set off the fire alarm.

Granted but someone else did
i wish the poke-egg would hatch >.>

Granted, but not for a few days
(HATCH ALREADY!)

I wish I could post faster. need more shards. XD

Granted, but you still have to wait the full 30 seconds to post your next post.
I wish I had gas.

Granted, but it evaporated when it realized you lied about the 60 seconds and it is only really 30.

I wish I had a snazzy llama in my signature

Granted, but it saw a signature with grass and ran off to that signature to eat it.

I wish I was smarter-er.

Granted, but all you learned was that one er, can't come after another.

I wish I had another sandwich

Granted but:
i wish for your sandwich again =3

Granted, but I took it back and hid it in the invisible rainbow pants on my head

I wish I could see the rainbow pants

Granted but i can already see them and steal the sandwich back
i wish i had new shoes

Granted, but I take your shoes and wear them on my hands.

I wish that, I could think of a wish.

granted but now you cant wish that wish
i wish you would go take a nap!! X3

Granted, but I just got up 2 seconds later.

I wish my body doesn't need sleep, it rests automaticaly from mutation!

Granted but you grow an extra arm.... in between your shoulder blades.

I wish I had some ramen right about now.