Granted but now you have almost no thighs

I wish monday was less. . . . monday-ish

Granted, but now Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays are all 'Monday-ish'.

I wish it was colder.

Granted, you now live where you can't feel your face. you also pooped an icicle today due to how cold it is. Are you ok?

I wish I had more time

Granted, but now you have so much time, everything bores you.

I wish it didn't hurt to poop icicles!

Granted, but now it hurts to poop poop.

I wish I was more motivated for school work.

Granted but now you are no longer motivated for anything else.

I wish this weekend would not turn into a monday.

Granted! But the next weekend will.

I wish diet chocolate was cheaper.

Granted but it is also less diet.

I wish it was tomorrow already.

Granted, but you have no memories of what happened today... and it seems like a lot of important stuff happened!

I wish I could cook well.

Granted! But there's no time, you're so busy...

I wish I didn't have to read a bunch of laws @_@

Granted you now have to SPELL ALL THE LAWS INSTEAD MUAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAH =3

I wish this icky feeling would go away -cough cough wheeze-

Granted, now... hm...
your toes are all glued together, I guess.

I wish it wasn't that late already!

Granted, it's actually 3 hours earlier then you needed, but your on the wrong side of the globe!

I wish rain would freeze in the air soon.

Granted, but now that the air is frozen you're breathing icicles that hurt your nose.

I wish I didn't have to go out.

Granted, but now you're trapped in a locked cage.

I wish I had pet.

Granted you now own a komodo dragon. Careful to not let it lick you.


I really wish I could just -poof- from existence